Melanie Blake is a talent agent who’s now spilling the tea on her interactions with the worst celebs in the biz and their most scandalous behaviour. Most of the stories she’s relaying come from her time working on Top Of The Tops – which ran from 1964 – 2006.

One story in particular that caught our eye involves two heartthrobs hooking up:

“Then there’s the close female friend who told me about how she had been asked for a threesome by two male A-list pop stars, both legendary lotharios of the era. She agreed — only to find herself swiftly pushed out of the way as they concentrated on each other.”

Even we’re a little stumped by this one, but add you ideas in the comments!

Other stories include Mariah Carey’s notorious diva behaviour:

“Mariah Carey’s team instructed us to clap when we saw her. Surely, said the studio executive, that meant after her performance? No, came the reply: at her mere presence.”

And Geri Horner (Halliwell):

“…As the years went by you could see her getting delusions of grandeur and by the time she returned to Top Of The Pops with her first number one single in 1999 it was like having Princess Diana in the studio: even her accent had changed and she marched around like she owned the place.”

Unsurprised tbh.

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One place where lockdown is taking its toll… our sex lives! We’ve watched every single porn in existence and chafed our penises to the nub… because the government has basically enforced a mass dry-spell onto single people. Although granted, it’s less of a loss for me than the sluts of London.

While we’re adapting to a plethora of changes, it’s distinctly easier to substitute the gym for HIIT training in the park and going to the pub for quizzes over Zoom; but how exactly do we substitute sex?

Honestly, there’s only so many wanks you can have. Let’s not lie to ourselves and say that Skype or phone is anywhere near the same as the real thing (or even a remotely valid form of sexual communication since the early o0s). Not to mention that finding someone we’re attracted to online and then building enough of a rapport to ensure the aforementioned exchanges aren’t awkward as fuck.

Sex toy sales skyrocketed when the quarantine rules first came into play, but even putting a tough rubber phallus up your rectum or sliding your dick into a gooey torch casing, has its expiration dates. Because it’s not actually about the orgasm; it’s about the interaction.

Even if you’re not that into someone, just feeling their hands on the back on your neck or aggressively bashing your bellend, doesn’t compare to anything we do on our own. And that’s the truth. And the even starker truth is that social distancing will be part of society for a number of months at least, and so we’ve reached a point where as lockdown rules relax slightly, so have people’s perceptions about meeting up with guys to fulfil their sexual needs.

Somehow we missed the obvious message in Rapunzel, that the gal was so desperate the be fucked she let a stranger climb up her hair.

While I wouldn’t encourage people to resume random hook-ups, I can see how it’s driving people crazy. There’s no telling who the first guy to get it after lockdown will be, but they better be prepared for a volcano of cum. 

On this week’s Cocktails & Confessions podcast Anthony Gilét and Dani St. James discuss how frequently they’ve been masturbating, the now-infamous Meth Gala and what they’ve struggled with regarding isolation.

Stay tuned to hear all about my al fresco date in lockdown, and how not to handle bumping into your ex.

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In an age when practically any show is on the cards for a reboot, there comes a point when we collectively have to say “enough”. That point is Glee. Greg Berlanti has recently said he wants to reboot the popular high school flick, and I’m throwing my ice-cold slushie at the laptop screen.

Most of us can agree than in the current world of political ferociousness and general uncertainty, we could all use a bit of picking up. Unfortunately, the way to do that isn’t through annoying teens with a ball of sunshine up their ass, regurgitating unoriginal ballads at any given inconvenience.

It’s like when you’re feeling depressed, you generally need something that will make you laugh or comfort you through relatability; Glee does neither. In fact, is there any appropriate time for 24/7 unrealistic cheer and high notes? All it does is making people feel worse about not being happy themselves.

Like most people I was swept up into the show’s hype initially… until I realised that I hated half of the songs, couldn’t stand half of the characters and cared absolutely not at all about where any of them were headed. Name one likable character. I’ll wait.

As much as I love Lea Michelle, if I want to watch a pretty girl overact I’d watch whatever Melissa Joan Hart is doing now. (Although I’d literally never watch what Melissa Joan Hart is doing ever). Similarly, if I wanted to feel sorry for a guy in a wheelchair, I’d tune into the funny one on Special. And for a fix of hunky teachers, Matthew Morrison has maxed me out on cringe factor and becomes non-existent next to Eric Dane of Euphoria. My point is that every trope and cliché character Glee packed into its tap-dancing acapella hour of tween entertainment is being done better elsewhere.

Not to mention, between the 72 shows Ryan Murphy currently has on air or in production, it’s getting a bit much. Considering Murphy’s stylized approach to his projects, the lack of relatability and over-glamorization can become tiring.

How Glee really marketed itself was through the notion that even the oddballs and undesirable geeks could somehow be loveable and, even, cool; something which may have been breaking new ground at the time, but we’ve been force-fed feel-good tearjerkers for the last couple of years and I’m tired. Perhaps that’s why I’ve immersed myself into dark thrillers and documentaries more recently: I just can’t stomach another makeover on a gross Texan by five effervescent queers, or the perpetual tears of a drag queen who hasn’t realised her worth.

While it’s quite clear that I’m opposed to this reboot for my own personal views, we should also consider the fact that this project was cursed all along: Cory Monteith died of a drug overdose in 2013; assistant director Jim Fuller also died suddenly in the same year; Nancy Motes the show’s production assistant died of an overdose in 2014; and Mark Salling died of suicide in 2018 after indecent images of children were found in his possession.

Lesser tragedies include Dianna Agron going into hiding after her boyfriend Alex Pettyfer became violent and aggressive, and Naya Riveria being charged for domestic battery.

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Bruno Duarte was once a face on Bravo’s reality show Below Deck, but he’s in front of the camera in an entirely different sense with his latest project with Colt Studios. While the series followed the lives of luxury yacht workers, we presume Bruno will be getting far wetter than when he works at sea.

“The idea was to produce something personal; to see porn in a totally different way – raw and passionate – not like general porn”, Duarte tells C&C about the feature which is filmed with his boyfriend José. And from the preview, it has a very amateur-feel; a preference which has gained notable popularity since the birth of OnlyFans.

Who says you can’t get work done in lockdown?

While Duarte is likely become subject to criticism for his career move, he’s seriously lacking in fucks to give: “I don’t care what people say, or think. It’s my life, I love porn, I love sex and I wouldn’t change anything about it. If people don’t like it… don’t watch! [laughs]”

Get the film here, or see an exclusive video of Bruno’s bathtime jerk-off here.

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Alec McGeary, a daytime IT worker and nighttime online sex worker, has been arrested on suspicion of his part in a pedophile ring in Sydney, Australia.

McGeary, who went by the name DoctorDum online, had his home searched, on May 20, in an Australian Federal Police (AFP) raid, with assistance from NSW Police Force’s Child Abuse and Sex Crimes Squad, as well as the Australian Centre to Counter Child Exploitation (ACCCE), according to the Star Observer.

They found at least 11 videos containing child abuse on the devices they seized. He was then identified in court as being part of an Australia-wide investigation into a network already distributing indecent images of children.

The magistrate stressed his “significant” concerns about placing McGeary on bail, partly due to McGeary only having lived in Sydney for just over a year and having little ties in North South Wales, therefore asking McGeary’s mother to foot a $2000 guarantee that he won’t leave the state.

Part of the condition of his bail is that he’s unable to use the internet.

Based on evidence and McGeary’s admission the case against him is “overwhelmingly strong”, according to the magistrate.

He’s set to return to court on July 22nd and all his social media accounts have been deleted.

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Singer Jason Derulo is just one of the many celebs increasing their revenue through TikTok.

He recently took part in the “wipe down” challenge, which sees users cleaning a mirror before their reflection changes. In Derulo’s case he transformed into Spiderman; an adaptation of the superhero that looked like he was ready to shoot a web… just not from his wrists.

In fact, viewers were far more impressed with “anaconda” than they were with his actual challenge (possibly because it takes the mind of a preteen to master).

He even quoted the film’s infamous quote: “With great penis comes great responsibility”

*Queue a string of jokes about being ready to Swalla*

With great power comes great responsibility pic.twitter.com/zHlX4vE61J

— Jason Derulo (@jasonderulo) May 23, 2020

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London-based restaurant chain Balans is selling all seven of their locations off to the highest bidder by this Friday.

Originally a sandwich shop in 1987 on Old Compton street, in the heart of Soho, Balans has always catered for LGBT people, so it comes as another blow to the community who have lost a number of beloved venues in recent years. Now their two plots on that street, along with those at Ealing, Victoria, Kensington, Westfield London and Westfield Stratford are up for lease.

Speaking to The Caterer, Morris Greenberg, managing director of CDG Leisure, the company marketing the deals, said: “I haven’t had bids yet but people will be gearing up for that this week. As for the amount, I’ve got no idea. Pre-Covid these sites would have gone for serious money.”

Balans had become a staple for many queer identities in London, whether it was the 2-hour BOGOF cocktails back in the day, or grabbing a drunken burger at 2am after a bar.

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Melanie Blake is a talent agent who’s now spilling the tea on her interactions with the worst celebs in the biz and their most scandalous behaviour. Most of the stories she’s relaying come from her time working on Top Of The Tops – which ran from 1964 – 2006.

One story in particular that caught our eye involves two heartthrobs hooking up:

“Then there’s the close female friend who told me about how she had been asked for a threesome by two male A-list pop stars, both legendary lotharios of the era. She agreed — only to find herself swiftly pushed out of the way as they concentrated on each other.”

Even we’re a little stumped by this one, but add you ideas in the comments!

Other stories include Mariah Carey’s notorious diva behaviour:

“Mariah Carey’s team instructed us to clap when we saw her. Surely, said the studio executive, that meant after her performance? No, came the reply: at her mere presence.”

And Geri Horner (Halliwell):

“…As the years went by you could see her getting delusions of grandeur and by the time she returned to Top Of The Pops with her first number one single in 1999 it was like having Princess Diana in the studio: even her accent had changed and she marched around like she owned the place.”

Unsurprised tbh.

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We’re rounding up the steamiest gay movies streaming right now and we hope all this gay streaming will have you creaming.

We’ll start with Harris Dickinson in Beach Rats on Hulu! Life’s a Beach and then ya cum when Harris shows his penis while trimming his pubes in the shower and even goes nude while getting his fix of casual sex. In a relatable tale that gives glimpses of darkerness, an aimless teenager in Brooklyn is having a miserable summer; with his father seriously ill and his mother nagging him to conform to the traditions of heterosexual relationships, Frankie escapes the bleakness by causing trouble with his delinquent friends and flirting with older men online.

When his chatting and webcamming intensifies, he finally starts hooking up with guys at a nearby cruising beach while simultaneously entering into a cautious relationship with a young woman.

Over on Amazon Prime Keep the Lights On keeps the nudity on with Thure Lindhardt and Zachary Booth! Zachary is the real MVP – most valuable penis – when he goes frontal in multiple shots and even reveals his huge truck nuts. Keep on fuckin’!

Substance abuse and emotional/phsyical distance threaten the relationship between a gay filmmaker and his longtime lover in a modern love story disruption by modern problems.

And who could forget Nicholas Hoult’s epic dudity in A Single Man streaming on Netflix?

Met with huge thumbs-ups from critics (did we expect anything less from Firth?), the film tells the tale of George who wants to kill himself after his partner of 16 years dies in a car accident, and his struggles to cope with day-to-day life in 1960s LA. Directed by out fashion icon Tom Ford, Hoult strips down for Colin Firth and they even go for a boys-only skinny dip! That ass is always in fashion.

Next, it’s Tim Kalkhoff’s cake in The Cakemaker, streaming on Netflix. Which sees Thomas, a young German baker, explore the death of his lover Oren, a married Israeli man.

Thomas travels to Jerusalem seeking answers regarding his death. Under a false identity, Thomas infiltrates the life of Anat, Oren’s now-widowed wife, and begins working in her café. And Kalkhoff’s costar Roy Miller even gets a taste as they bake up a yummy gay sex scene.

Finally, the work of homoerotic artist Tom of Finland comes to life over on Hulu. Star Pekka Strang shows his Pekka during yet another boy’s only skinny dip! This artist from Finland will help you Finnish…

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A video of a gay couple kissing and the reactions of onlooking school girls is going viral – and you’re about to see why.

At first, we thought the clip was stitched together but it appears to be very real! The girls are seen overexcited with their phones in hands, screaming “Again! Do it again!” at which point the guy filming them flips his camera around and kisses his male counterpart. And the chaos and screaming continues!

It’s just the cutest thing, and has been viewed over 3 million times.

this is literally my favorite video pic.twitter.com/X5BiqzwdfG

— jon ✮ (@bIaze4ever) May 26, 2020

If you know the guys in the clip please get in touch!

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Today, as you may not know, is National Masturbation Day. Not that it really matters considering that’s all we currently do aside from exist.

So whether you’re spending the day in your room, setting up some candles for a little romansturbation or are experimenting with new sex toys, (check out 5 of the best ones recommended by C&C here), we hope you’re going the extra mile to ensure your own self-satisfaction.

This guy looks like he’s having the best day, and who can blame him? We’d have the best day playing with his dick too.

The perfect way to spend National Masturbation Day pic.twitter.com/6aDtgzQFzy

— The Late-Night Blog (@late_night_blog) May 28, 2020

(I knowww not everyone’s a smoker, and it’s “desgusteng”, but just replace the blunt with some CBD or a celery stick).

Also, don’t know his name either, sorry! But if you do, send it to us on socials!

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Author of the Harry Potter book series J.K. Rowling needs to be canceled.

In a culture that’s ready to cancel anybody at any given moment, it becomes important in being able to decide who actually deserves this: what was the severity of their actions? How frequently did they occur? And is the person remorseful? J.K. Rowling is not.

The author has once again proven that she is in fact a TERF by tweeting an anti-trans comment toward a 9-year-old girl.

Rowling was previously accused of liking anti-trans tweets before her publicist stepped forward to claim that it was the result of a “clumsy middle-aged moment”. So she managed to pen one of the world’s most famous – and creative – books but doesn’t know what the like button is?

The only thing middle-aged and clumsy about it was that Rowling had let her transphobic colours cloud the damage to her reputation as a respected writer – with many LGBTQ fans.

She then used the hashtag #IStandWithMaya which references an anti-transgender activist Maya Forstater; who was fired from her company for making comments that included: “men cannot change into women” and others making light of trans violence claiming that it only “hurts men’s feelings”. Rowling confirms she knows exactly how to use Twitter by joining a trend that not only encourages outspoken transphobia in the workplace, ignores the very real evidence that TWOC are frequently brutally murdered on a daily basis in developing countries, and in-turn supports that violence.

Rowling also liked a tweet from anti-transgender activist Fred Sargeant. On Twitter, Sargeant frequently advocates that it’s “time to remove the T from same-sex advocacy groups” and that transgender women can’t be oppressed because they’re assigned male at birth.

Now in her latest “middle-aged” moment, Rowling – who was responding to children’s drawings of characters in her new project – tweeted a sentence from a 2017 article that details an altercation between activist Tara Wolf and TERF Maria Maclachlan.

“I love this truly fabulous Ickabog, with its bat ears, mismatched eyes, and terrifying bloodstained teeth!” Before adding, “In court, Wolf claimed the Facebook post in which he’s said he wanted to ‘fuck up some TERFs’ was just ‘bravado.’”

It’s interesting, though, that she accidentally pasted the sentence perfectly into a tweet between the hashtag and the first sentence.

Rowling was quick to back-peddle (sort of), “I’m going to say this once, and I’m going to say it calmly and politely,” Rowling tweeted after she removed the post. “I certainly didn’t mean to paste a quotation from a message about the assault of Maria Maclaughlin into a tweet to a child, especially given the language used by the person convicted of the crime.”

But made it clear that she wasn’t sorry for being a TERF:

“However, I am not – as many of the people now swarming into my mentions seem to think – ashamed of reading about the assault. You should know by now that accusations of thought crime leave me cold. Take your censorship and authoritarianism elsewhere. They don’t work on me.”

Do you know what leaves us cold? Seeing trans people being stripped of their civil rights, savagely beaten in broad daylight, and forced to live in a body they don’t feel is the right one for them. Although we’re surprised that J.K. Rowling ever feels cold considering the money she made from her LGBTQ fans was enough on its own to set her up for life.

It’s quite the change of heart from Rowling who frequently weaponized our community’s need for representation, by claiming Dumbledore was gay despite never having written that storyline into her work.

Here’s an idea for your next book: why doesn’t Harry wave his wand and make the author’s bigotry disappear?

Rowling – who has clearly been reading up endlessly about the TERF movement – knew exactly what she was doing at every turn of this descending journey and is unapologetic about supporting “activism” which directly damages the progress LGBTQ people have made. Therefore, it makes no sense that we would support – or even further entertain – this privileged piece of trash.

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