During last night’s Brit Awards, social media was sent into a frenzy – a FREN-ZY! – when Queen of Pop Madonna fell backwards down a flight of stairs during her performance of Living For Love. And if you think it sounds bad… you can see it here again if you missed it:

It’s quite possibly one of the single most embarrassing things that could happen to a person. Sure, it happened to Beyoncé too – but Beyoncé isn’t pushing 60, and most people weren’t watching that performance live on TV. It makes bumping in to your ex-boyfriend after you’ve put on 20 lbs seem like child’s play. Even your pussy falling out on the red carpet doesn’t come close. So, what’s the first thing we can take away from Madge’s tumble…

If you can survive a fall like that, at The Brits, in front of that many people, at that age – you can survive anything. Don’t think the next time Madge gets her heart broken she’s gonna be like ‘and what bitch? I dropped at The Brits. BYE.’

Secondly, it can exercise how people view failure differently. Viewers very quite clearly divided, from shocked, to amused, to concerned. So, while there’ll always be people ready to laugh at you when you go down like a sack of shit:

There are always people who would stop to help…

Realistically, in the incident, admittedly it was a little funny – you know, because people falling over usually is. A bit. But it definitely reminds us that some people are on the edge of their seat, waiting for us to fall. Others are cheering you when you get back up.

Madonna, aside from being infinitely richer, talented and more famous, is just like you and I. As Queen Bradshaw so wisely states:

Because the only thing worse than falling down, is lying there for the rush-hour crowd to tread on your back. But not only is Madonna human, all celebrities are. Yes, Madonna falls over and Beyoncé has bad skin days and Gaga is chubby sometimes, but maybe that’s what should make them more likeable – not a subject of criticism. OBVIOUSLY, I’m not suggesting we stop taking the piss out of them, girl please, I’d have no livelihood. But it’s important to draw the line between having a laugh and seeking pleasure in other people’s pain. The difference between Joan Rivers and Katie Hopkins.

It also kind of gives new meaning to the old nursery rhyme Humpty Dumpty: “All the King’s horses and all the King’s men couldn’t put Humpty together again”. Of course they couldn’t! Humpty Dumpty needed to do a Madonna: pull himself together, get up and carry on. You didn’t see none of the Queen’s men rushing to help her up, did you? The only Help she needs is a maid. It’s basically a lessen in begin stronger when all you really wanna do is breakdown.

Finally, Madonna is Queen. It don’t matter WHO your fave is right now, Madonna has been around for centuries for a reason. There’s divas I’d put over her for my personal taste, but they don’t even deserve credit in this article. I challenge your fave to be going for as long as she has, still releasing relevant music, without choking on their own husky throat, AND to drop like that.

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Louis Smith has a well-known allergy to clothes. Or so his Instagram would suggest anyway. This is the latest in a number of nearly-naked shots. Because everybody that when you’ve been out of the spotlight for a while, the best way to get back into it is to take your clothes off. It’s the law of the land. Sex sells. Obviously, because here I am blogging it for y’all Friday breakfast…

PS. Does anyone have any news on that Louis Smith sex tape that was circulating?

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If you thought the BCALLA/porn collaboration was camper than Boy George’s nipple tassles, it seems to be a trend emerging, as underwear brand Andrew Christian release their latest video featuring their models making out whilst drowsed in glitter.  Not really sure how they’re gonna get high snorting lines of glitter, and bet those glitter cocktails go down like quicksand, but it certainly looks more glamorous…

This versions been a bit censored for YouTube – but you can check out the images below, or the uncensored video at their website HERE.

I haven’t seen that much glitter since Brighton Pride circa 2008.

[H/T: Instinct]

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The weekend is nigh, so let’s drop trou and do the willy wave! Yeah you know the willy wave right? Where you flop it from side to side/up and down (whichever takes your preference) and your dong greets a potential new mate. How else do you make friends in the gym changing room? Unfortunately you need underwear with that ridiculous pouch fitting to do it clothed…

Well at least it’s good for something.

Want more? Of course you do. How about slow-mo:

Or Spartan-themed?

Love how when he lifts the skirt up his voice gets an octave higher ha!

Or for those of you with nut allergies…

Vine Credit: MarshallArkley

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OMG, don’t you hate when you’re bar-hopping and you lose battery? Absolute LIFE RUINER. Like, how am I supposed to arrange a drunken booty call without my phone? How am I gonna Shazam that hot track that I’ve got no IDEA who sings, and am way too wasted to remember the lyrics? How we gonna selfie it up? Answer: You ain’t! Well, not unless you pop to the bathroom for a five knuckle shuffle. Or if you’re in Comptons, just go to the urinals.

From PornHub, the new wrist wear contains a valve that stores energy when moved up and rhythmically. Who’d have thought that masturbation would soon be collaborating with technology. Welcome to 2015.

[H/T: Lad Bible]

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It seems nowadays it’s not just celebrities that have to be careful about who they send their X-rated snaps to, but also their siblings too. Singer Trey Songz’s brother Forrest Tucker has had his naked pics leaked online, much to the delight of the internet. We’re sure plenty of Trey’s fans will have now taking a liking to the R&B stars brother, not to mention putting their Bottoms Up. 

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Kelly Brook’s buffed up ex David McIntosh reinforces his sexuality love of batty riders in the latest pics of him mincing along the beach and even giving a gay-old jump. The model who had photos leaked last year – including one of him bending over to show his full moon, flaunted his ripped body on a recent trip to Miami. Wonder if Kelly gutted ’bout what she’s missing…

*Cue It’s Raining Men‘

Photo Credit: Daily Mail

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Here at C&C Towers we like to brighten up your week any way we can, and a man running naked – in slow-motion – along the beach seemed like the perfect way to make you smile on a dismal day like today. It might not just mkae your day, maybe your hole weak whole week. This is basically Baywatch X-rated…

https://vimeo.com/64441425

[H/T: Accidental Bear]

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Well, as most of you will know, being in the spotlight is not all autographs and interviews on Loose Women; it has it’s downsides too. As amateur ‘porn’ maker and body builder Michael Hoffman has found out. His latest video is in slightly different taste to his others, so just as a pre-warning, it does last 8 minutes and he doesn’t even get naked. So depending on how bored your life is, or if you even give two shits about a pair of Z-listers arguing over porn rights, feel free to watch below.

Michael Hoffman is claiming that he can’t even walk down the street without being recognised as the man who “ate his own cum”. Erm, sorry boo but I don’t think you have anyone to blame there but yourself. You made the video. You sent the video out. And yes, you ate your own cum.

But the row runs deeper as Hoffman claims he has no idea who Brent Everett is:

No surprise, if he just repressed the memory of the douche bag like the rest of the world.

But Brent, who spoke with The Gaily Grind says different. Claiming that him and his personal manager (and husband) Steve Pena offered Michael Hoffman $8k – $10k for a shoot which Hoffman then declined. But later offered them 14 videos for $250.

They then further issued this statement to The Gaily Grind:

But what’s not actually clear is what they offered him $8k – $10k to do. Knowing them lot it was probably 8k to fuck Brent Everett so perhaps that’s why he declined. Still though, 14 videos for $250, desperate times.

But anyway, as you’ve seen Hoffman whinge “Brent Everett does NOT have my permission blah blah blah”, but Brent went on to show these texts between the two:

Not to mention proof of a transaction between the two…

To be fair though, if somebody didn’t have permission to release videos of you, you’d be taking them to court not sitting there making lame viral videos desperately attempting to slag them off. Think this case is basically closed. But we’ll await a full on public meltdown from Hoffman anyway.

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Russell Tovey caused a slight furore this weekend when he said:

“I feel like I could have been really effeminate, if I hadn’t gone to the school I went to. Where I felt like I had to toughen up. If I’d have been able to relax, prance around, sing in the street, I might be a different person now. I thank my dad for that, for not allowing me to go down that path. Because it’s probably given me the unique quality that people think I have.”

So what she’s saying is basically is, inside there’s a big old flouncing queen waiting to burst out, but his homophobic traditional father sent him to some god-forsaken school that now makes him ‘masc’, which so many people find attractive. So, thank you dad for making me more butch – you’re inadvertently getting me more dick. And roles. *Cackles while rolling around on pile of money and naked men*. Wonder if we bitch-slapped him a few times he’d start singing show tunes and lisping.

Wooh, girl, you better go Looking for a new PR person. Stat.

After loosing followers on Twitter releasing the insensitivity of his comments, the star has now apologised. Obviously. I mean, the only thing worse than a celebrity offending their gay fan base, is a gay celebrity offending their gay fan base.

I personally, don’t think he meant any harm by the comments – but really, when you look at the people who are keeping you on top (or bottom, when you drop that ‘I’m so masculine’ fascade) – you should really think more carefully before you speak. Sounds like she had a big old ego going on up in that head of hers anyway, talking ’bout having a “unique” quality. Why because you talking like a straight man but love cock just as much as the rest of us?
Babe, it sounds like you’re in pain. It sounds like you love Britney and Madonna. It sounds like you’re itching to try on a pair of heels. It sounds like you’re gutted you never watched Sex And The City. And it sounds like you’re crying inside because if anybody knew how much you wanted to twerk, it would shatter the image your father was so desperate for you not to have.

Camp or not darling, you’re still a homo. And not a very good one by the sounds of it. What’s attractive in a man doesn’t boil down to whether he went “down that path” or not. It about being comfortable in ones own skin… Are you babe? Sounds like you’re happier with a big – albeit dwindling – fan base. Ouch…

Do you accept Russell Tovey’s apology? Or is it too little too late?

BUT, one thing I will state; he did try on my fur gilét once in G-A-Y Late. So he can’t be that opposed to it all. But like I said, it’s in there somewhere.

*Cut to a publicity stunt in attempt to rectify his comments: Russell in drag or Russell dating a limp-wristed twink?*

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You remember Jeremy Jackson? That nobody “celebrity” who appeared on this year’s Celebrity Big Brother? Yeah, the one who tugged open that nobody Chloe Green’s robe before she cried like she’d been stabbed with a pitch fork, and then went on Ex On The Beach and behaved like an absolutely despicable human being a normal glamour model.  Yeah that whole scenario, where she basically cried victim because somebody attempted to get her tits out without offering her a cheque first.

Anyway! Jeremy Jackson starred in some Spanish thing called Torito en Primera Línea, yeah we hear it was a real hit. But on a level, how buff does he look? Must have hit the drugs hard before CBB… Wonder if he’s given old Betty Ford a call yet.

Literally, if he’d had looked like this on the show, money on it that she’d of let him molest her.

But check out the pics; it looks like somebody’s given the entire cast on Baywatch a 1.5ml.

Squiffy, dolls?

CHECK OUT THE ‘FRO THOUGH:

Thanks, OMG Blog for these!!

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Thanks to our boys at AntiTwink, we’re able to show you how to say hi like a slut porn star. Because greeting friends with a kiss on each cheek is so cliché. And this way you get to try before you buy. Although we probably wouldn’t recommend this one for drag queens; they’ll scratch your eyes right out. And you know acrylic and retinas don’t mix.

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Calum’s being laying fairly low since CBB (unlike some of the girls), so it was good to see that he looked well on a recent trip to Abu Dhabi (that place where Carrie and the girls went in SATC 2). We’re so glad we have Instagram to perve over our fave celebrities keep up with affairs. The TV personality seems to be using a selfie stick… Pretty sure that’s not the stick the nation wanna see.

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Every now then somebody sets out to do a huge survey to reveal updated data about our sexual activities/organs. How often do we have sex? How long does that sex last? And of course, how big is the average dick we’re doing.

So scientists measured the dongs of over 15,000 men – you know, because, science. Apparently they saw everything from the micro-penis to biggest dicks around (so they met Justin Bieber then?), and what they concluded was that the average erect penis was 5.2 inches, and 3.6 inches flaccid. And when it comes to girth, they found the average circumfrence was 4.6 inches hard and 3.7 inches on a floppy.

Apparently the study was conducted to help men suffering from body dismorphia (aka penis insecurity); after comparing themselves to porn stars, other men at urinals and being teased by their partners. Basically, the NHS wanted to arrange this huge fuck-off study so they don’t have to deal with “depressed” middle-aged men seeking penis enlargements because their wife ran off with a more successful (and potentially bigger dicked) partner. Cut to GPs across the world rolling their eyes because every man wants to have a 12-inch dick, and are claiming severe depression until they get one for free.

Or maybe they just recognise an unnecessary low self-esteem problem in a lot of men, and are hoping this will help. The NHS also offer official guidelines for measuring your penis. No, seriously. Don’t measure it on a floppy, they say. Because, they can very depending on how the room temperature, or if you’ve been popping pills over the weekend. And, also you ain’t poking nobody when it’s soft. Do it when it’s erect, from the base of the penis nearest your stomach to your japseye.

Have fun boys! *Everyone who hasn’t measure their penis in years, now does it again to see where they measure on the new scale*

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What happens when a giant screen placed in a Californian city shows the X-rays of two skeletons kissing and embracing, before the couple emerge from behind the screen, only to reveal to the public audience that were in-fact a same sex couple? #LoveHasNoGender. The short viral made on Valentines Day this year seeks to challenge prejudice of sexuality, race, religion, age and disability.

CHECK IT OUT:

[H/T: Instinct]

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Long Exposure from Adult-Mag.com is an artistic, informative and humorous viral that sees a hot guy undergoing his daily routine. At first you might be questioning exactly where it’s taking you; but by the end it’ll be showing you’re all too familiar with. And while we laugh, we can’t help but ask how true to life the piece is…

https://vimeo.com/groups/malenakedworld/videos/102242640

What your dick pic tricks?

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What better celebrity to have grace the cover of their Reinvention Issue, that troubled 21-year-old toss pot Justin Bieber. After insisting he’s a changed man on the Ellen show, and reiterating that he needs to grow up in this April’s issue of Men’s Health – we wonder (and hope) he really will. Being in the spotlight at such a young age is a hard thing, so hopefully he’ll start making amends, and stop acting like he’s one of the T Birds.

He says he’s changed his body and is proud to be finally getting recognition for it. Yeah, still though, nobody cares about your body when there’s dick pics you’ve sent to Selena floating around. Hmm… if only there was a gym for personality.

He’ll also be getting roasted on Comedy Central on March 20th. We’ll be tuning in fo’ sho’!

[Photo Credit: Men’s Health]

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Son of Hollywood legend Clint Eastwood, Scott Eastwood proves exactly why he’s the latest star making us go weak at the knees – among other places. Working out on the streets of Santa Monica, we’re grateful he chose the fine outdoors for his topless activities, rather than a Crunch Fitness. Between the cap, the trimmed beard, shirtless/jeans combo we’re gonna need a glass of water… “WAITER!”

Nice pole

He looks good going down

We got some other fluids you can guzzle

Wonder if he tucks into ass with the same spirit as he does that whole foods chicken

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Thirst goes hand-in-hand with Grindr like vodka and Karen Walker, like cosmos and Carrie, like self-induced vomiting and Giuliana Rancic. We’re so accustomed to seeing it that we usually just ignore it like those people flogging the Big Issue. But sometimes, a thirsty bitch just needs to be put in their place…

From Anon, London.

Got Grindr shade? Show us!

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Remember slow-motion naked beach running? Please, that shit’s weak compared to this. Earlier this week, you guys loved the slow-motion naked beach run, and now thanks to the lads over at The Sword, why get hooked on just one naked man and his slow-motion activities when you can have two…

https://vimeo.com/66996119

What are your thoughts on the new slow-motion naked beach trend?

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