For obvious reasons, we’ve been keeping a close eye on German reality show, Dating Naked.
The show recently welcomed two new men to the line-up: Dino and Patrick. Dino brought some circumcised-representation to the group, and Patrick showing up for the lean guys. Now they just need someone to show up for pubic hair.
But will they impress enough to get given a coveted cock-tail and stay in the game?
James Norton, the fit felon from BBC’s Happy Valley, is heading to the West End and he’s leaving his underwear behind. Ahead of his ball-baring role in A Little Life, Norton got candid about male nudity:
Speaking to the Daily Telegraph, he said: “There’s still a block when it comes to male nudity, about the penis, and what it looks like, and its size and its shape – and all these things of which we as a culture are still very wary.
“We’re scared of the penis. Men, I think, we’re far more obsessed with it. I mean, women I’ve asked are like, ‘I don’t care, you know, it’s just a penis, whatever’.”
Obsessed? Yes. Scared? No.
Norton added that the nudity is “so justified and so necessary” for the play’s plot. And if that plot ends with us having a wank in a theatre cubical then we would have to agree.
“Without [the nudity], the story and the piece would suffer; none of it is gratuitous.
Norton in acting role before his big break
“And I feel it. We did one of the scenes recently and, my god, it’s shaming, you know, I lie on the floor naked being kicked and spat on – and it doesn’t get much more degrading than that. I’m there, there’s no journey I have to go on. It’s really embarrassing and horrible.”
Although Norton feels prepared, he did state that rehearsing with his male counterparts was ‘exposing’.
“We’re rehearsing, so you’re in a very light room – it’s like being in your workplace and just getting naked, which is very weird.
“In the theatre, even though there’s going to be a hundred times more people, it will be much easier, with the lights [down] and the atmosphere, it will just make sense. Whereas now, because you’re stopping and starting, it feels more exposing.”
The play is an adaptation of the novel from the same name from Hanya Yanagihara, and will also star Omari Douglas (It’s A Sin), Zach Wyatt (The Witcher: Blood Origin), and Luke Thomson (Bridgerton)
From Goodreads: “When four classmates from a small Massachusetts college move to New York to make their way, they’re broke, adrift, and buoyed only by their friendship and ambition. There is kind, handsome Willem, an aspiring actor; JB, a quick-witted, sometimes cruel Brooklyn-born painter seeking entry to the art world; Malcolm, a frustrated architect at a prominent firm; and withdrawn, brilliant, enigmatic Jude, who serves as their center of gravity.”
In today’s news of: Wouldn’t it be hot if it happened to you?’ Diplo has admitted that he’s been blown by a guy before; that was the exclusive he gave Emily Ratajkowski on her podcast recently.
Although the DJ does not confirm how it happened or specifics about the incident(s), he does confirm he’s “for sure” it’s happened. He continues to explain, “I don’t know if it’s gay unless you like may eye contact while there’s the blowjob happening.”
“Getting a blowjob’s not that gay, I think,” he said.
Oh trust us we also believe whatever it is straight guys tell themselves to tell us blown them. Especially after that snap of his tip he posted to Twitter back in the day:
He captioned the snap: Tryin to get into the vatican but not on the gueslist.
Idris Elba is currently starring in Luther: The Fallen Sun, a Netflix follow-up to Elba’s cult hit BBC series Luther. And the actor – who was once hotly tipped to play James Bond – seemed perfectly comfortable stripping off the show’s steamy sex scenes.
Model Paolo Gallardo has been laying low recently, (perhaps even retired from modelling) but we thought we’d share some of the snaps that caught our eye in the first place. Gallardo has modelled for ALDO shoes, but even we could tell you that putting Paolo in a suit for the editorial was a waste of ‘resources’.
In fact, it can feel like most of Gallardo’s portfolio is made up of nudes, and what we imagine is now an infamous bush.
British readers may see a resemblance to Hollyoaks‘ fave Philippe Olivier.
Also love the photos from the table book, so if you know the photographer, get in touch.
Calvin Klein was watching Aaron Taylor Johnson’s now-internet-infamous nude scenes and said: that beast will definitely sell underwear.
The brand, who are now notorious for their celebrity endorsements, also brought hunk – and People magazine’s sexiest man alive – Michael B Jordan onto the campaign.
Shot by renowned photographer Mert Alas, both actors posed for the seductive black and white shoot.
It reminded us of the time Jordan said he was going to join OnlyFans and give all the money to charity; even better idea… make a joint account, nosh each other off and you could probably solve world hunger with the profits.
We’re probably all partial to a man who drives (nothing like having a designated driver at hand), but influencer and OnlyFans creator Guille Choa is showing off his gear stick as well as his wheels.
The motor-themed shoot sees Choa in a graffiti’d car park and lugging a tyre around… something we wouldn’t ‘tyre’ of seeing.
We’re not sure who the other model is to join Guille in the snaps, but we bet they kicked things up a gear when the camera turned off.
There’s a new boy in paradise and he’s got a Prince Albert.
The German reality show Dating Naked, that has become a hit with fans of messy dating drama this week introduced a new man into the mix: Steven.
As the show is in German, and we don’t have the viewing channel we can’t really give you the break down on the synopsis, but we’re guessing that’s not what you came for. (Or what you’ll be cumming for once you reach the bottom of the page).
Steven is currently the shortest of the contestants but what he lacks in height he makes up for in girth… will he get a cocktail and the option to stay on the island?
English footballer Sam Williams couldn’t contain his manhood in snaps shared of him and a friend on a boat trip, where Sam’s junk reared its head (literally).
Hmm… dick out on a boat? It’s giving Tommy Lee.
Now a defender for the Metropolitan Police FC, Williams has previously kicked around for Wrexham and Dagenham.
You don’t need us to tell you that the locker room is gay mecca.
Whether you’re surrounded by men who proudly walk around showing off their junk… (Um, a bit like Pietro Boselli or that iconic scene in Euphoria) or those who are little more modest in drying themselves off; most of us are still left with that familiar tingling sensation from when the male body was still an exciting sexual mystery.
In this pic round up, we’ve grabbed a range of locker room studs, either casually unaware of their naked impact, or happily taking risky photos…
Cooper Koch is gay, gorgeous, and has frontal nudity. Need we say more? Quite frankly, not, but we’re going to anyway.
Koch first got naked in They/Them, which is a gay conversion camp horror movie. There’s a Netflix category we didn’t see coming. Cooper and his costar Darwin Del Fabro go skinny dipping before heading back to the cabin where Cooper saddles up to Darwin from behind. He then shoves his dick inside Darwin for some amazing standing bareback sex!
He also starred in short Body Witness (2016), and boy did we witness that body…
But today is really about the new gross-out thriller, Swallowed. Cooper plays a young gay man who wants to make some extra cash being a drug mule before embarking on a career in gay porn.
No matter. We’re here for the incredible full frontal nudity in Swallowed. Things get good an hour into the flick, when Cooper slides down his pants to reveal his egregiously pronounced visible penis line to a man with a gun. Cooper then slides down his undies, revealing a world-class uncut cock and some incredible low-hanging balls.
A few minutes later Cooper Koch shows his ass while slipping into the tub…
Before sashaying across the room with his fluffed-out dick on full display. This will undoubtedly be one of the best full frontal scenes of the decade, so everyone, take note.
It’s looking like quite the week for footballer dick slips; yesterday we saw a pic of British footballer Sam Williams showing off the tip of his meat on a boat.
Today it’s Argentinian player Marcos Angeleri showing off the base of his smooth member during a game. Well, between them that’s a whole penis.
We don’t know who won either of their matches, but we think that’s a win for us.
Apparently we’re not as experienced with NSFW live shows as we thought we were, because this one is new to us.
A guy with a giant Mickey Mouse head gets stripped off by an already nude Minnie before performing sex acts on segways. I mean, A* for originality to whoever decided that would be the evening’s entertainment.
Furthermore, where is this? The hype-woman in the crowd and the DJ sound very much English, but we just can’t imagine this in the UK.
John McNaughton, director of 1998 cult classic Wild Things has opened up about a homoerotic shower scene that ended up getting cut from the script.
Those of you who have seen the film will undoubtedly be familiar with Kevin Bacon‘s full-frontal scene, where Matt Dillon walks in on him stepping out of the shower.
But according to McNaughton Dillon was supposed to do more than just hand him a towel.
Marking the film’s 25th anniversary, McNaughton spoke to Yahoo Entertainment, “In the original version of the scene, Matt walks into his bathroom to take a shower and there’s Kevin. They were supposed to look each other up and down and then wham — go at it.”
But before cameras rolled, one actor – McNaughton doesn’t specify which – made it clear he didn’t want to film that scene, and so that plot twist was never included.
“I love surprise, and I love stuff that I don’t see coming,” he says. “But in that moment it was like ‘You win some, you lose some; we’re moving on.'”
However, previous interviews with the actors make it very clear which actor had the issue.
Kevin Bacon previously reported that it was the film’s “financiers” that didn’t approve of the gay sex, telling Total Film:
“Matt was gonna climb in the shower with me! I thought it was great because the whole movie is about secrets coming out, right? As reveals go, that one was just huge. Unfortunately, the financiers didn’t like the idea of men making out. They felt it went too far. They felt it wasn’t right.”
However, Dillon confirmed rumours that it was him who rejected the scene. Also speaking to Total Film, they asked: So did you want to make out with Kev in the shower?
“No, I didn’t! Man, I was relieved when they got rid of that scene. Kevin seemed pretty attached to it, though!”
He added, “One twist too many, man, one twist too many. Kevin’s a married man. I’m wondering why he was so eager to do the gay scene?”
While the first stirring of sorts you heard around Swarm might have been Chloe Bailey’s sex scene; the psychological thriller series that revolves around a die-hard and ultimately dangerous fan of a pop star has been making waves for a number of reasons.
Those of you critical thinkers may have made the connection between Swarm and Beyhive, the name given to Beyoncé fans. Reviews do seem to be mixed, but one common reaction throughout the series seems to be shock; both at the unexpected violence and nudity.
Now, we don’t want to spoil things, so you should check it out via Amazon Prime if it appeals to you. But here are some of the male nudity that gagged the viewers.
