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āMeth Galaā Attendees Speak Out About Coronavirus Party and Cancel Culture
(Disclaimer: C&C does not confirm that any of the attendees at the party were actually doing meth)
Last week, a number of NYC gays threw a āRone Raveā and needless to say ā with social distancing rules still in place ā Twitter wasĀ notĀ happy. Or was anyone really. Days after the party, people on social media called for the attendees, who were identified by their social handles, to be ācancelledā.
Many of the guests deleted their social media accounts because of the backlash.
Now two of the attendees have spoken out about why they attended the event ā which was, rather hilariously, dubbed the āMeth Galaā because it took place on the same night that the iconic fashion party was supposed to ā and why cancel culture is harmful to our community.
Chris Weaver, known for his drag persona Nedra Belle (who made it onto the finals of The Voice US), ā hey girl! ā opened his video by apologizing and praising the essential workers and healthcare workers.
Weaver went on āI am a human. I make mistakes just like you make mistakes. Itās life. I fully understand that I have to deal with the repercussions of what I did, and itās just a reality that we have to face. But I wonāt be scared or ran into a hole or a box because you donāt agree.ā
Posted by Chris Weaver on Wednesday, 6 May 2020
Weaver then went on to criticize the communities ability to forgive:
āLet me tell you something about the gay community, the LGBTQ+ community. ā¦ What we do is we are so good at building each other up. And weāre even better at tearing each other down [ā¦] The problem with that is, we can drag and drag and drag folks all day and all night, but whereās the chance for redemption? ā¦ We donāt give that.ā
DJ Alec BrianĀ ā who seemed to fumble some of his words throughout ā took a (strikingly) similar approach to Weaver; firstly thanking the essential workers, then explaining why he did it, and then shaking the finger back at the community.
Been trying to put into words the things Iāve been thinkingā¦I guess hereās a start.
Posted by DJ ALEC BRIAN on Sunday, 10 May 2020
Brian reasons that the reason he took the last-minute gig was that having no work due to COVID-19 had left him broke. But he later says in the video that the money he made from the gig was āflippedā and used to buy masksā¦ Which would suggest that he wasnāt that desperate for the money to begin with.
Aside from really wanting to lean through the screen and give him a glass of water, I feel this video shouldāve stopped about halfway through.
While I agree that people deserve redemption, and I donāt think anybody at the party should be ācancelledā, (thatās a notion we reserve for people who outwardly express hate or cause pain to others, which they didnāt), I also donāt think people who fucked up have a leg to stand on telling those who called them out for it as ābeing no betterā.
Journalist Evan Katz responded to the video: YIKES.
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Lady Gaga Knows Her Market, Selling Pink Jockstraps as Album Merch
Lady Gaga wants YOU to bottom to her music.
The singer ā whose sixth studio album Chromatica is due to drop at the end of the month ā is selling pink jockstraps as part of merch to help promote her album. They are priced at a modest $30 for both the jock and a digital copy of the album; and the option to swap-out the revealing piece for a thong.
Gaga has released the tracklisting, which includes titles: Enigma, Free Woman and Rain On Me (ft. Ariana Grande). Other new collabs featured on the record are with Blackpink and Elton John.Ā Ā
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The Chime of Big Ben
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Liam Payne Strips Off Again for HUGO Boss
Liam Payne continues to model for HUGO with another steamy shoot.
The former-One Direction member posed shirtless in what looks like a stable, and heās got us saying haaaaaay!Ā
Sporting Hugo from head waist to toe, itās not unusual for Payne to promote the fashion label without wearing anything.Ā Last year, Payne caused a stir on social media when his first visual collab with the brand saw him sitting naked on a directorās chair, and covering his crotch with a nearby curtain. At the time he referred to it as āsoftcore pornā.
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4 Zoom Backgrounds Not Suitable for Your Conference Calls [NSFW]
One of the things weāve made the most of throughout our countless zoom quizzes is the changeable backgrounds. And more specifically, those which would completely unacceptable at Mondayās lunch meeting, but are hilarious between you and the girls.
Although, if you believe Zoomās vow to ātake actionā against misusing the platform, you may want to swerve partaking yourself.
How do I change my background?
If youāre on a desktop/laptop, click the small upward arrow next to XX > choose āchange virtual background > untick āI have a green screenā > Click the ā+ā symbol to the right to upload your own image.
The Suggestive StereotypeĀ
Most of us are aware of the ādominating menā standing over a more innocent-looking younger guy/girl scenario. Weāve memeād it to death and itās still funny, especially when you add a gleeful smile as below:
The Gay Sauna
Prop yourself up with Vauxhallās finest (trashbags) by situating yourself at a bathhouse like Chariots or that even skankier one in Waterloo. We all know the power of the lockdown horn, so even just sitting virtually amidst sweaty men in terrycloth towels can be a thrill these days and the best part is you still have your self-respect intact!
The after-party
Considering last week a bunch of New York City gays got dragged on social media for hosting a Rona Rave (or more hilariously named, āThe Meth Galaā), this may be something you wish to consider if youāre missing the party scene. There are some benefits too; you donāt have to share your drugs with anyone and if you get high enough youāll probably think thereās a bunch of people there with you anyway.
I used a still from the short film G OāClock ā available here.
The Gangbang
Because you always have to take it that step too farā¦
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NSFW: Model Christopher Fawcett X-Rated Shoot Revealed!
Models often get a bad rap for āhaving no brainsā, but if you were born with DNA like Christopher Fawcettās, youād be doing a disservice to those abs (and the world) by keeping it hidden.
Seriously, if my body looked like that Iād probably be an absolute slut. *wipes mouth*
Existing fans of the model will know Fawcett from the likes of Coitus magazine and Calvin Kleinās 20th-anniversary collection; although Fawcett is also a former navy servicemanā¦ and youāre about to see him standing at attention!
Fawcett doesnāt shy away from nudity by any means, but you certainly wonāt find this content on his Instagram.
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Dad Thinks his One-Year-Old Son is Gay Because he Likes Bananas and Books
In case you needed something to make you bash your head against a wall (that isnāt constant Coronavirus updates), we can help.
A mother has taken to Reddit to seek advice on her baby-daddyās ridiculous toxic masculinity.
āThis has been going on for months,ā she vents, āI am tired of it, find it very strange and even though Iāve tried several times he doesnāt seem to understand heās being ridiculous.ā
Some of the reasons her husband thinks the child ā who is just one year old ā is gay include (but are presumably not limited to); looking at and touching flowers, liking books too much (for a boy), the sunlight creating a rainbow pattern on the floor, he prefers the mother to the father (this just means heās already smarter than his dad).
āOne time my husband saw him mouth the tip of [a banana]. He got angry at me for āletting him do something that looks sexualā. WTF?ā
RELATED:Ā Woman Claims Men who Order Dessert are Gay
Ironically, if this man could actually read, heād probably know that books ā nor anything else on this list ā affect peopleās sexuality. Something his wife has explained to him on countless occasions.
āFirst off even if he did turn out to be gay, I would like to think my husband would love and accept him the same as if heās straightā, she continued, āIāve asked him before if he would and he says āof courseā like Iām crazy to question.ā
Her husband says that heās just joking, but has now begun mentioning his ājokesā to his wifeās friends and even her father. The āembarrassedā wife goes on to conclude that her husband has never said anything homophobic, supports LGBT rights, and is liberal.
So heās justā¦ thick? Perhaps the husband is gay and is trying to enforce the stereotyping that he was subjected to and ultimately locked his closet door.
He should just be grateful the kid hasnāt started recycling, thatās when you know the kids a f*g for sure.
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Reese Witherspoon has Two New RomComs Landing on Netflix
Thereās a handful of actresses whom we will watch do practically anything, and Reese Witherspoon is one of them. (Letās be real, she had us from Anette in Cruel Intentions; a sweet girl that we imagine isnāt a far departure from her true self).
Witherspoonās production company Hello Sunshine will team up with the Netflix for RomComsĀ Your Place Or MineĀ andĀ The Cactus,Ā both of which Reese will star in leads roles.
From Just Jared:
Your Place Or MineĀ focuses on two long-distance best friends who change each otherās lives when she decides to pursue a lifelong dream and he volunteers to keep an eye on her teenage son.
Meanwhile,Ā The Cactus, based onĀ Sarah Haywoodās novel that was just released, is about an unexpected pregnancy at 45 causes a reserved woman to rethink the structured life she has created for herself and leads her on an unconventional journey toward love, family and learning to embrace the unexpected.
In a statement Reese said: āWe have been looking for the right feature opportunities to collaborate with Ted Sarandos, Scott Stuber and the entire team at Netflix for a while and we couldnāt be more excited to be working with them on these two romantic comedies.ā
āBoth Sarah Haywoodās and Aline Brosh McKennaās stories blend everything we love about traditional RomComs with strong, smart and determined female leads.ā
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āA Bugs Lifeā Fleshlight is on Sale for $2,000
During quarantine it should be no surprise that sex toy sales have soared; what with everyone being a) extremely bored, and b) extremely horny. However, you might have to cough up an entire monthās furloughed wages to afford this Pixar-inspired fuck-chute.
Austin-based artist Malek Lazri is selling a fleshlight inside a model ofĀ Heimlich, the chubby caterpillar from A Bugās Life. The item ā which is listed on Craigslist and eBay ā has a hefty asking price of $2,000. Especially hefty, considering that without an opening itās not a working fleshlight.
āThis is it, the holy grail, one of 4 in existence,ā the Craigslist post says. āNever publicly released only given to a select few high ranking Pixar executives for personal use. 100% satisfaction guaranteed very light wear, gently used, do NOT SLEEP on this one folks!!!ā
Hold on, which Pixar execs have a hold of a cartoon sex toy?
Clearly the toy is not an official Pixar product, but creator Lanzi told Vice heād actually welcome a cease and desist from the brand: āI would love that, just to receive that email would be great.ā
So far Lazri has received lots of interest, but no serious sales.
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QUIZ: Left or Right? NSFW Vintage Edition
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The Very BEST āThe Dick/The Faceā NSFW Viral Trend [Extended]
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NSFW: Some of the Best āThe Face/The Dickā Viral Trend Tweets
You know how weāve always got our ear to the ground about NSFW viral trends. Well, hereās one we thought youĀ might cream your knickers to appreciate.
The concept is pretty simple: Twitter users caption their posts āThe Face / The Dickā with a photo of each accordingly. So simple even a monkey could do itā¦ although we doubt theyād get as many retweets.
While the trend is undeniably one the best since, well, last week, when guys balanced shampoo bottles on their erections, it does take away some the fun in real life; seeing a guy and unwrapping his package like it was Christmas Day. And you know, even if you were left disappointed you probably got a relatively humorous story to tell. Check out the lads belowā¦
See more Face/Dick match-ups here
The Dick / The Face: Jettagain pic.twitter.com/t7Lx0xLWdT
ā The Late-Night Blog (@late_night_blog) May 14, 2020
The Dick! The Face! Which one u want?#bwcworship #bigdick #finewhiteboys #cuteboy pic.twitter.com/VSmnCnlfay
ā billy bob (@supermandik) May 7, 2020
The Face // The Dick //#Hi #Hello #Alterworld #DM #Retweet pic.twitter.com/T8DTTFapFZ
ā Justin_Lee
(@01111998uyy) May 3, 2020
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The Face / The Dick : Cain pic.twitter.com/11NSgGxdKf
ā The Late-Night Blog (@late_night_blog) May 14, 2020
The Dick / The Fact: Thi Zanini pic.twitter.com/Ey9m4Kyu97
ā The Late-Night Blog (@late_night_blog) May 14, 2020
The face // The dick@Wherethefuckar2 pic.twitter.com/h8TyijKsOL
ā Wherethefuckaremykeys (@Wherethefuckar2) April 10, 2020
The Face / The Dick : Eduardo pic.twitter.com/hNOpu3KHZb
ā The Late-Night Blog (@late_night_blog) May 14, 2020
The dick and the face 2.0 https://t.co/ooGHcI0pUq pic.twitter.com/rnpuQQWxLA
ā 1996xxl (@xxl_1996) April 28, 2020
The Face / The Dick
By: @arigbboy / Insta: arigboy@brotheragensbr@new_gaywanking@BoyzSpace@Otavio692x@AlejandroCasFan@PowerBoysss@HotMaleStuds@xxx_men_pt @P0RNSTARBR@centralmachos@DotadoPaulista2@DaddyesSenior pic.twitter.com/BYbEEkLCfz
ā DotadĆ£o Paulista 230K (@DotadaoPaulista) April 28, 2020
The face // the dick xo (also, a change in hairstyle xxx)https://t.co/eU1K8HrUPq ā $3.85
pic.twitter.com/V9Ps584iHs
ā TQ XXX / OF xo (@TQLXXX) April 13, 2020
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When Youāre a Picky Dater [Early Access]
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Treat Yourself to a Meat Feast
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Girl Erupts at Gay Best Friend who Slept with her Boyfriend in Dramatic TikTok Game
Thank God for history books, because it about 10 years time weāll need them to illustrate how people used to deal with their problems in private, as opposed to press record and upload every drama/prank/emotion they experience.
In this one, a bunch friends are playing āput a finger down ifā¦ā which is basically Never Have I Ever, and is clearly not going viral any time soon ā well, until one girl exposes her GBF for getting his cheeks clapped by her man.
āPut a finger down if one of your best friends slept with your boyfriend and the rest of your friends didnāt tell you about it for over six months,ā she drops like an atomic bomb on the group.
āWho the fuck told her?ā asks the gay, trying to suss out the snake of the group as he pulls the knife out of his friends back. Chaos ensues.
Thatās as delicious as it is tragic.
ā Matt
(@mattiemid) May 14, 2020
(@mattiemid) He can then be heard screaming at her, āItās not my fault that your boyfriend likes me more than you. And itās not my fault your boyfriend is GAY!ā
OK Gretchen, but it is your fault you betrayed a friend.Ā Nah, Iām sorry thatās just shameful to LGBTQs. I know the boy is young and the closet-case is as tasty as that forbidden fruit, but shit like this could make her really insecure later in life: just apologize for what you did and stop trying to gaslight the poor girl.
Some people on Twitter have accused the whole scene of being scripted, but we areĀ notĀ buying it: the secretly recorded footage post-exposĆ© is enough to tell you thatā¦ unless theyāre film and media students.
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Youāll Recognise This Picky Dater Instantly
We all have that one friend who is crazy picky, but itās also all of us to a certain extent.
Dating apps encourage us to be picky by limiting the information we know about someone or is presented to us, upon the first meeting. So we learn to decipher what is acceptable and whatās a dealbreaker. And a v-neck is definitely the latterā¦
But it all comes down to personal choice, so if youāre offended by the video, please change the way you dress 
I also wish dating apps would make a real effort to help make real connections; Grindr wants to know youāre fucking weight and Tinder is literally about binning people based on instant attraction.
Shout out to my gold patrons/members ā who are credited at the end! More sketches and wigs coming soon! (Also please donāt check my isolation hair, Iāve been 5 weeks without a cut!)
Being a picky dater isnātĀ alwaysĀ a bad thing though; hereās why it can be vital to protecting your time and energy.
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NSFW: A Quick Round-Up of the Delicious Dicks of āDanteās Coveā
While, these days, shows like Hollywood and Europhia make headlines for their frontal nudity, people may forget that the supernatural gay soapĀ Danteās Cove has been doing that since day dot. And without prosthetics. In fact, the series ā which was aired in 2005 ā hasĀ moreĀ gayĀ sexĀ thanĀ anyĀ showĀ inĀ 2020.
Fun fact: Danteās Cove was actually filmed in Hawaii near the set of Lost and the casts used to socialize during shooting. Imagine walking around with your dick flopping about and then John Locke comes round the corner.
The actors seemed more than comfortable giving parched audiences the flesh theyād been yearning for on cable TV. Actually, yeah, while weāre rebooting every show under the sun, we think this one would fit in perfectly at HBO. Where the wardrobe department is limited.
JustĀ forĀ fun, the guys at Mr. Man have roundedĀ upĀ theĀ impressiveĀ cocksĀ ofĀ DanteāsĀ Cove.
Dante,Ā youĀ stayā¦
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Ricky Martin annd Jwan Yosef Share Steamy Kiss in Music Video
If youāre a single in lockdown, watching happy couples pash-rash for 7 minutes straight may not sound like the ideal activity for your day. However, use this as a tool to remind you that despite the wastemen, true love does still exist.
The music video, from filmmaker Residente, sees Ricky Martin and his husband Jwan Yosef (and plenty of other couples) share a passionate kiss. And Ricky Martin was gettingĀ into things!Ā That biting of his lips, you can tell he was ready La Bomba right there in the pool.
Antes Que el Mundo Se Acabe or Before The World Ends, begins by posing a scenario to the viewer: āInstead of going back to normal, why donāt we start again.ā
See the lads smooch at 2.56:
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