French Model and tattoo artist Clement Gobrotek is the model that’s caught our eye this week. His signature style is tattoos, toned abs, white briefs – and that’s about it.

But this isn’t the time eyes have been on Gobrotek, back in 2015, Gorbrotek went viral him and his boyfriend was attacked after leaving a nightclub in Montpellier, France. Gorbortek penned a heartfelt Facebook post which addressed the homophobes: “You can hit and hit again and again, you will never make me stop loving my boy more than everything,” (translated).

And it turns out that the pair got the last laugh, as they’re still together:

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Dimanche pluvieux.

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But aside from writing touching love notes and overcoming homophobic attacks, we’re totally here for Gorbotek’s body of work, which most notably includes a seductive black ad white shoot for Ryker magazine. Though, he definitely partial to a black and white underwear shot.

See Clement’s Full Frontal Gallery [NSFW]

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Orlando Bloom is an exhibitionist; we’ve known since he got ‘accidentally‘ papped naked kayaking in the ocean with Katy Perry. We still remember how excited we were seeing those photos. Not because he was naked, but because we thought he was gonna push her in.

Now, Bloom is stripping off again, both for his new fantasy-drama Carnival Row which sees him as a detective with a fetish for fairy prostitutes. This a legit TV show commissioned by Amazon, and is like a cross between Sin City and Avatar. We’re a few episodes in, and it’s enjoyable so far! not to mention, Bloom’s stolen Tom Hardy’s accent and it’ll sing the knickers off yer.

A human detective and a fairy rekindle a dangerous affair in a Victorian fantasy world; the city’s uneasy peace collapses when a string of murders reveals an unimaginable monster.

And just as the hype around Carnival Row builds, the actor also covers Flaunt magazine; doing exactly that.

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In this first episode of Virgin Toy Story, I got to grips with a Fleshlight Flight. I thought I’d start off quite basic, rather than just dive in the deep end and be turning up to A&E because I’ve got a string of anal beads stuck inside me.

The idea of a fleshlight has always appealed to me more so than other toys, because they’ve always seemed quite easy to use and nowhere near as messy or as much effort as dildos, etc. And afterwards, I can see why they’re popular, it’s just like a wank that’s had an upgrade. It requires a bit of a clean, but really not much more than a wank itself.

The toy itself possesses a “bumpy canal” inside, (now there’s something you won’t discover inside the rectum of your next Grindr shag), designed to enhance the user’s pleasure even more. And pleasurable IT WAS. Generally, how I’d rate a sex toy would be pleasure VS ease of use (while considering price), so I gave this fleshlight 4.5/5: quick and easy to use without having to put a towel down… winner.

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Or, if you’re keen to get your dick vacuum-packed too, you can buy the Fleshlight Flight from LoveHoney here: US customers, UK customers and EU customers.

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After the catastrophic embarrassment that was California’s Straight Pride, Boston suffered a similar fate when their Straight Pride marchers were outnumbered by over 1,000 LGBT people.

While organisers had originally expected 2,000 marchers, they were left flaccid when a mere couple hundred turned up. Super Happy Fun America (which in itself sounds like a summer camp for closeted queers) say they are “committed to creating spaces for people of all identities to embrace the vibrancy of the straight community.” Now, I mean this with all sincerity, but what about heterosexualism is vibrant? Is it the cargo pants? Or is it the Red Hot Chilli Pepper soundtrack?

Perhaps it’s the vibrant outfits…

Along their route, their float promoted the Trump 2020 presidential bid, and signs that said “Build The Wall”: so clearly the space their trying to create for all identities, doesn’t include Mexicans. Other ‘vibrant’ signs seen, stated “Straight is Great” (all the wit of a celibate librarian) and “Make Normalcy Normal Again”, Christ, could you think of anything more hideous than being “normal”?

Many onlookers actually mistook the parade for a Trump march, unsurprisingly.

Tensions began to rise later in the day and police arrested 36 people while also busting out the mace spray. Boston’s Mayor has said, the values of the marchers “is not any representation of who we are as a city.”

Well, you know what they say, if at first you don’t succeed, try one more time and if still doesn’t work, it’s probably because you’re a homophobic imbecile.

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I don’t know many people that have seen the Divergent series without getting at least half a chub for lead Theo James. He’s been in a handful of films since the final instalment in 2016, but probably nothing you’ve seen.

And to be fair, you probably didn’t even know he was on TV right now. Currently, Theo is playing one of the main men in Sanditon; an adaptation of the unfinished novel by Jane Austen, which sees Mr Parker (James) and his wife attempted to turn the town of Sanditon into a popular tourist resort.

Or as the Telegraph puts it: “A thoroughly moronic reinvention of Austen’s seaside saga”. 

But however you wanna take it, we’re glad to see James has loosened up on his nudity policy. And to be fair, despite the Telegraph’s input, we do enjoy a good period drama, so perhaps we’ll dip in and see for ourselves. Perhaps not.

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Lee Ryan stepped out of bed naked on Celebs Go Dating, and we weren’t left feeling Blue about it.

The former-boyband singer hasn’t had much luck finding a woman (or his underwear), and so has been utilizing the agency to aid his search for love. Going to answer his hotel room door, Ryan’s clearly partially ‘excited’ for the day ahead, or else just giving himself a good fluffing to make his bits more impressive for his guest… or the camera crew.

If that were us getting a full-flashing first thing in the morning, we’re not sure we could Breathe Easy. Bet he almost gave the bell boy a heart attack.

We’ve also included an underwear snap of him with bandmate Duncan James, just for good measure.

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Kevin Hart – the comedian who lost his Oscars gig for his homophobic jokes – sat down with Lil’ Nas X – the gay rapper who produced the biggest hit of the year, in an episode of HBO’s The Shop: Uninterrupted. The unfiltered panel-like discussion also featured some other big names in sport and entertainment.

Paul Rivera then speaks to Nas X about an “announcement” he made this year, and which point Hart interrupts.

“He said he was gay, so what?!” exclaims Hart, in a bid to cast aside his coming out; probably in an attempt to demonstrate his “wokeness” by suggesting that one’s sexuality doesn’t matter. And it doesn’t… when you’re straight.

By asking “so what?” Hart insinuates that it isn’t a big deal for a black rapper to come out of the closet, and furthermore that he has no idea why this would be a struggle. Which is ironic, seen as Hart’s homophobic jokes demonstrate exactly the reason why; black fathers threatening to beat their gay son’s with dollhouses. In fact, homophobia within the black community is exactly how Hart made money, so how did he suddenly forget?

As the conversation continues, and Nas X explains, “Growing up, like, I’m growing up to hate that shit,” Hart injects and asks “what? Hate what?” and when Lil Nas X responds about his sexuality, Hart asks “why?!”

Again, as if his jokes weren’t rooted in homophobia and violence. Which, as OUT puts: “is gaslighting at its finest”.

Lil Nas continues: “For me, the cool dude with this song, on top of everything to say this any other time, [it could be seen as] I’m doing this for attention, in my eyes. But if you doing this while you’re at the top, you know it’s for real and it’s showing it doesn’t really matter, I guess.”

EDUCATE ‘EM.

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There’s been somewhat speculation about this well-known TV and film actor’s sexuality, and while many people would assume that if he hasn’t come out yet, that there’s a chance he probably never will… not from what we’ve heard!

“He’s been lined-up for a relatively big role, the first of its kind for [redacted]. Although most people know this news already, they’re waiting for the contracts to be signed, before he makes his big reveal. He’s not allowed to say anything before that.”

Well, to be fair, the rumour mill was well and truly whirring before that, but we don’t know how long he’s been in talks with the producers.

The film may feature an all-star cast, but we’ve got a feeling he’ll be the one stealing headlines when he flies out of that closet.

[Sidebar: The image we used has nothing to do with our actor, apart from the fact he looks great in a tux!]

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As men, anyone who’s ever had a hands-free orgasm will know exactly how monumental it is; they’re not exactly easy to come by, but anyone’s who had one knows just how intense they can be. Even the orgasms when you’re not touching yourself when you climax are so much more intense than when you do it yourself.

And the good news is that now you don’t even have to trawl through dating apps, hoping to find someone that can *ahem* pull it off.

The world’s first guybrator, the Pulse III, from Hot Octopuss is backed by medical science (welcome to 2019) designed to give you the most intense orgasm possible between it’s six preset vibrations. Really wishing we didn’t bunk science all the time at school now. There’s even the potential for the oracle of orgasms: the hands-free kind.

Check out our review of the product below:

You can get yours here.

Now, if you’ll excuse us, we’ll be cancelling all future plans.

*While we were not paid for the mention of this product, we can earn a small affiliate percentage of toys sold, based on our review; however, all views expressed are true to the participant’s honest opinion.

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As the CEO of a digital marketing firm Danny C knows exactly how to market his body online. Originally from Stroke Stoke on Trent, Danny now resides in Manchester and has been performing online for about a year.

“I’d built up a bit of a following on Instagram with my risqué posts and I was getting a ton of messages asking if I had it, and that I should get it,” he tells C&C, “so I gave it a go”.

And while Danny’s enjoying his venture onto the platform, he feels frustrated with “half-arsed” models:

“OnlyFans can be a lucrative way of making a lot of money, and I feel that going into it ‘half-arsed’ is doing your subscribers a massive injustice. Flexing for the gram needs to stay on the gram, people shouldn’t have to pay for that. OnlyFans is the new generation of porn, so let’s see your porn…”

PREACH

“I guess criticism is key, when you’re starting out you’ll get a ton of requests, complaints and just general feedback”, Danny told us about keeping his members satisfied, “It’s super important to take this on board if you want your OnlyFans to be successful, so I listen! I invite all of the above, that way I know what to post.”

How’s that for customer service?

Speaking on his hottest piece of content, Dany tells us, “As cringe as it sounds, my hottest ever video was filmed with my ex, he was the first person I’d done a video with, so we were nervous and didn’t know what to expect – it was like losing my virginity all over again”.

Well, that’s the first time we’ve heard a gay man reflecting on losing his virginity in a positive way, so that kinda says it all really… Check out the (very) NSFW video with our Patron scheme below.

Watch Danny Satisfy his Lover and his Fans Here 

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Entering the auditions for Britain’s Got Talent, you might expect to smell ambition, fear, and sweat, but hopefuls in Hull instead caught a hot whiff of sex, poppers and shame. Parents of aspiring singers complained to the Hull Daily Mail after ITV arranged auditions for the talent show in the Oak Vaults pub next door to a gay sauna.

To be honest, we feel more sorry for the patrons just trying to get a little pounding in peace and having to leave to a flurry of pushy parents, paparazzi and tone-deaf delusionals; can anybody say “personal hell”? Not to mention the last thing you wanna hear when you’re about to come is an inbred butchering Adele’s Hello. 

Hello? It’s me. And I’m flaccid.

One local resident vented: “I have children, and friends who have children, who want to go to this and it’s disgusting that the location has been chosen as this pub.

“Some people may think that I am over-thinking it, but it’s not appropriate to host something that children might want to attend, that’s attached to a male sauna where people are having sex.”

“It’s just completely wrong and I don’t think it’s right for kids to be near all of that.”

Well honey, unless your child can see through fucking walls, we’d suggest getting a hobby.

The pub said they’re “staggered” at the “petty” complaint, and even went as far as to blame it on their competitors. They added: “Britain’s Got Talent are aware of what is next door. Everyone in their right mind knows that they are not connected.”

And considering both the sauna is for over 18s, and under 18s at auditions must be accompanied by an adult, we can’t see the issue. The only reason we have saunas in the first place is because heteros forced us to have sex in secret.

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While most men are most likely to overhype what’s in their pants, Orlando Bloom is taking a more modest approach. While being interviewed on The Howard Stern show recently, Bloom was once again asked about the nude photos of him [NSFW] that went viral back in 2016.

The Carnival Row actor said he had “no idea” there were paparazzi around him, he was just casually paddleboarding naked, (not sure anybody’s buying that even if it’s on sale). “That was a few years ago,” Bloom told The Sun, adding: “It’s not something I’d be in a rush to tell people. It is really not that big. Things are expanded on cameras with a big optical lens. It is an optical illusion.”

An optical illusion? What, you mean where you stare at it for a few minutes until something jumps out at you?

Stern, ever the host to shower his guests with borderline inappropriate compliments, responded:

“If I had a penis as nice as yours — and by the way I was mad at you for having such a nice penis because I was like this f***ing guy is good looking, he should have a small penis — I would be out paddleboarding any time,” Stern said.

Bloom explains how he only found out about the incident through his publicist, and although he’d been papped naked, he had a black box censoring his modesty.

“And then you suddenly realise somebody is going to uncover the black box because they are going to be paid enough. It’s a triple whammy – photos, black box then no black box.”

Still, judging by his recent risque scenes in Carnival Row, the actor isn’t too traumatised to take his clothes off again. Whew.

[H/t: OUT]

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Yesterday (Sunday 8th) comedienne Darcie Silver was abruptly asked to leave the changing rooms of a Dorothy Perkins on Oxford Street.

In a Facebook post, Silver penned a first draft to the store’s head office, detailing how she accompanied her wife in the changing rooms while she tried clothes on before a member of staff asked her to leave because “it’s only for females”.

Which is ridiculous to begin with, as Darcie very much looks like a cis woman. Silver went on:

“I am quite clearly presenting as female. I’m a transgender woman but that’s irrelevant. I am a woman. A woman with a right to be in the changing rooms. Being told to leave made me feel embarrassed, dirty, pathetic, humiliated and sad. I can’t believe they did this in this day in age.”

Silver outlined how this kind of treatment was out of line with 2010’s Equality Act, and “immoral”. Silver claims that the tone in which she was disrespected was “rude” and loud enough for “everyone to hear [her] being humiliated”.

“I was so shocked and stunned by being told this that I didn’t know what to say or do so I just waited outside the changing rooms feeling ashamed and humiliated.

“A few minutes later I again asked why I couldn’t be there as I thought maybe I’d misheard. I was again told “It’s only for females” Even at this point the blatant sadness and emotion that was visible on my face didn’t affect the lady whatsoever and she just walked off. This experience has made me depressed and has seriously damaged my confidence.”

Dorothy Perkins is yet to respond to Silver’s email. We will update this story when a response has been issued.

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While there are many things we’d put on a list of the importance of self-care, for some reason, sweaty sex with Jake Gyllenhaal wouldn’t have been one of them; although we’d probably sacrifice our sanity for that anyway.

The actor – who has been starring in Sea Wall/A Life on Broadway – was speaking with Vanity Fair when they asked about taking care of himself.

“I believe in sweat, in whatever form. For me, my best form of self-care is intimacy; that makes me sweat.”

Love how he says that so casually, like you can have sex on tap. Oh wait, when you’re Jake Gyllenhaal, you can. Well, if you ever feel your mental health dwindling, we’ll do what needs to be done for the sake of your mental health, Jake.

He continued, “And then I believe in the balance of rest and exercise. It’s really that simple for me.”

Adding, “I think caring for yourself is really important, particularly nowadays as men. Being vulnerable and admitting those vulnerabilities is very, very important.”

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Every year celebrities flock to the deserts of Nevada to party in Black Rocky City for the annual Burning Man. For those of you that don’t know, Burning Man is a celebration of the post-apocalyptic world, when all the ordinary people have been wiped out and only bikini-clad A-D listers have survived to snort cocaine together while burning a giant effigy of Kerry Katona.

We actually didn’t see loads of Burning Man posts this year, but Olympic skier and American Horror Story: 1984 (season 9) actor Gus Kenworthy was in attendance. And, by the looks of this snap, so was his penis.

Oooh, so that’s why it’s called Burning Man; because with dick parading around like this, you’re bound to get hot under the collar.

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Start your engines Nevada, Drag Race is getting their own Vegas residency!

Following in the footsteps of a list of legends including Britney Spears, Mariah Carey, Christina Aguilera and Celine Dion, RuPaul will be taking to the stage in Las Vegas. RuPaul’s Drag Race Live! will take over the iconic Flamingo hotel from January 2020 through until August.

“RuPaul’s Drag Race Live! is an immersive, interactive thrill-ride for everyone who loves to laugh, dance and sing-along when a fabulous drag queen shakes her padded ass on stage,” said RuPaul.

And you can expect all of the eleganza, hilarious comedy, singing, dancing and the lip-syncs and stunts we’ve come to adore! Plus, the show promises some “twists and turns” which we assume means both literally and metaphorically.

The cast will feature SEVEN talented queens (on rotation): Aquaria, Asia O’Hara, Coco Montrese, Derrick Barry, Eureka O’Hara, India Ferrah, Kahanna Montrese, Kameron Michaels, Kim Chi, Naomi Smalls, Shannel and Yvie Oddly.

Now that’s what we call a mother-tuckin’ Vegas show! Tickets available for as little as $49! Get ’em here!

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Austin Armacost has long-left his reality star title, (and that asexual one) behind since becoming an online adult performer.

And to be fair, we much prefer him on OnlyFans than Celebrity Big Brother. If only he could get James Hill over for a feature. Especially when he’s producing content like the goods we got a hold of…

Clearly, the director at Playgirl had the air-con on when he referred to Armacost’s manhood “tiny”. Wonder if he’d *swallow* his words now…

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If somebody had told me five years ago I’d be putting things up my ass and then talking about it on YouTube I’d have, well, probably nodded and said ‘OK then’. But as far as review series go, it’s definitely more fun than talking about the latest music. Like, I love Ariana as much as the next gay, but she doesn’t make me cum.

In the third instalment of Virgin Toy Story, I’m reviewing the ‘Lifelike Lover’ from Lovehoney; not sure how lifelike a lover it is, if it doesn’t roll over and ignore you once it’s all over, but ok.

What I liked about the toy was that it wasn’t some huge, intimidating dildo and hit where it was supposed to hit (unlike some ex-lovers, *snigger*). The downsides for me were simply that it does require a little more effort to use, especially when compared to just using your hand, so would probably use this less frequently than, say the fleshlight. But that’s just a personal preference!

Check out the full review below:

Get the 7-inch Lifelike Lover here: UK customers, US customers, EU customers.

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DURING sex, my wife and I make up stories about her being with another man. It makes it all amazing.

I am 28, she is 26. I have an overwhelming fantasy about dressing up as a female then watching my wife have sex with another man while I stand outside the bedroom listening at the door. I cannot get this idea out of my head.

I told my wife and we now talk about it together. She has even said she’s willing to do it if I set it up. I am excited and terrified at the same time. I don’t know if I should set it up for real.

Dear Adventurous,

Usually, when most men come home to find their wife in bed with another man they’re grabbing the shotgun, and not the fishnet tights before stroking their pecker on the landing. However, I guess I should congratulate you on conquering other men’s biggest fears; whether that makes you brave or just an outright pervert is only for Judy to judge.

The fetish you’re referring to here is cuckolding; whereby, in this instance, a man gets off on his wife spreading her butter on another bloke’s bread. (While he probably cleans the sheets up afterwards). Often the pleasure derives from seeing another man turn his wife on, although, quick question: how horny is it watching her pack her bags and start a new life with him?

I mean taking her up the aisle is one thing, walking her down it is another entirely. Maybe it sounds like I’m being dramatic, but fantasies are often left better like that, and those that dare to tempt the boundaries of desire often end up guzzling more than they can swallow. For example, there is always the possibility that your wife will fall madly in love with this lothario, and you’ll just be the crossdresser in kitten heels crying in the cupboard.

So you’re right to be terrified. At the very least, pick an ugly Barry-type to screw your wife.

And honey, let me tell you, dressing up as a woman isn’t all high heels and lippy, either. There’s misogyny, body standards and by the end of the day, you’ll want to cut your tits off just so you never have to wear a bra again.

Ultimately, it’s only you and your wife who can make this decision, but perhaps put some rules in place beforehand, like no kissing on the lips and no synthetic wigs.

Good luck!

Xoxo

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