Andrew Garfield may have been presented with several awards in his career already, but does his latest film hit a bum-note? Well, if by ‘bum-note’ you mean, does he get his ass out – then yes!
Under The Silver Lake follows Garfield as Sam, who goes in his search of his tantalising neighbour who disappears in the middle of the night. It sounds quite interesting (see: trailer), at least before the plot veers into conspiracy codes and subliminal signs.
Emily Yoshida for Vulture writes: After all the rabbit holes and secret codes and hidden messages, Under The Silver Lake is just sad it’s not getting laid. But if that doesn’t sound like a movie for our time, I don’t know what does.
But(t) anyway, at least you’d get a gander at Garfield’s cakes. Well, cupcakes.
Wrestler Anthony Bowens has said he no longers identifies with the label ‘bisexual’ and is instead comfortable labelling himself as ‘gay’.
Just like every other gay man when they first came out. Seriously, if you didn’t tell your parents you were bisexual to soften the blow, then were your parents even slightly homophobic?
In a Facebook post uploaded yesterday (Jan 1st), explaining: “About two years ago I came out as bisexual, which was truly how I viewed myself at the time.”
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“However, over the last 6 months or so I’ve started to identify less and less with that label to the point where it doesn’t feel like it’s ‘me’ anymore.
“As people move on in their lives, the way they view the world and themselves tends to change and I’m no different. Which is why if you are to label me, I prefer to identify as gay.”
Well, giving up fanny sounds like the best New Years resolution we’ve heard in a while.
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Writer and director Adam Christian Clark stepped in front of the camera for his latest feature-length film Newly Single. And he really jumped into the balls-deep end, giving himself a frontal shower scene.
From IMDb: Astor William Stevenson is on the verge of a big step in his career, but when his girlfriend leaves him, insecurities surface and he transforms into a wrecking ball on a stream of darkly comedic dates and misguided romantic pursuits.
Sounds pretty relatable.
In fact, in one scene Clark finds himself in the middle of a sexual mishap, one where his lover throws up all over him. But as he goes to shower off and her brush her teeth, she tells him it’s ‘all his fault’.
“Your dick’s too big,” she informs.
Or girl, perhaps your throat too shallow. We’ll leave you to decide (obvs!):
But despite his nudity in the film, Clark insists he’s “not taking [himself] too seriously”.
After recently ending things with his ex-girlfriend Valerie, Astor frequently confuses casual encounters as having the potential for something more while largely neglecting those willing to open up to him
Mouths dropped at Stonewalls over New Years Eve when Madonna appeared for a surprise performance.
And while most of the crowd were enamoured with the queen of pop and her acoustic version of Like A Prayer, others couldn’t help notice her ass needed more than a prayer to plumpen as much as it had.
OK, so ‘plumpen’ is a bit of an understatement; Madge looked like she was smuggling a boulder in her pants. That better be new material, girl.
Madonna’s no stranger to surgery, with a wrinkle-free face at 60, but we really hope she’s not Hung Up on the Kard-ass-ian curves. Fans have accused her of having implants or a Brazilian Butt Lift after watching the video.
Fixing your face is one thing, but this is Borderline upsetting. Either way, we know that nobody is gonna tell the queen how to Express Herself… so we’re just hoping she’s got an album stuffed in there too.
If you’re single and sex toys aren’t doing much to resolve your loneliness, no need to sweat because 2019 is the year of the sex robot with bionic penises: basically, a dildo that can hug you too.
RealDoll – who already make female sex robots – have realised that there’s a market for women and the gays too. While the voice and personality (we’d like one that sings like Sam Smith with the humour of Bianca Del Rio please, and thank you (next)), is still under manufacture. Though once it’s complete, buyers will able to select the perfect penis size for themselves…
Hmmm… if only it could do the cooking and cleaning too.
David Levy, author of Love and Sex With Robots, says, “I’m sure women will find robots equally appealing as men”.
And WHAT about the bottoms?! Actually, does the sexbot have an enterable asshole too?
Fancy a romantic night in, but don’t have a man? No problem! – so say single millennials. Just dim the lights, put on some Barry White and grab a box of tissues. Which FYI, are less for dabbing your eyes during a rom-com, and more for mopping up the mess you’ve made on your own stomach.
We’ve all heard of the independent singles doing it for themselves: buying themselves presents on Valentines, taking themselves to movies, and even marrying themselves in ‘sologamy’ ceremonies. (How can we ever forget Carrie’s self-engagement for a new pair of Manolos?)
But there’s a new self-love practice you can incorporate into your, um, self-loving.
Singletons may joke that the only thing they need from a man is dick, but clearly, they’re missing the intimacy too. So much so, that they’re giving their masturbation sessions some romance. Enter: Romanstubration.
It involves the like of lighting candles, scattering rose petals and putting some champagne on ice, all to seduce… themselves.
We’d been discussing the current situation of our libidos, as boys do, and while some of our sex drives were through the roof, squeezing three or four wanks into a day, others were taking a different approach:
“I prefer one long session, to a few little ones. Light some candles, have a little prosecco…” chimed in one friend, who we subsequently all laughed at.
You’d have thought the one person you could fuck without spending a fortune and exerting any energy would be yourself, but hey…
Matt* explains how he’d read about self-dating in a break-up book he’d read. (Having split up with his boyfriend four years ago, we now understood how he spends more money on scented candles than he does on rent).
“It just helps if I’m feeling a bit down; like a date night with myself. But I’d always get horny halfway through, so its a bit like a ritual, especially if I’m feeling a bit lonely.”
So the idea is to give oneself the things they’d hope from a lover (including a home-cooked meal followed by an orgasm), to prevent them from craving one. It certainly wasn’t the unhealthiest crutch I’d heard of, but did sound like one that required a fair bit of effort.
Not to mention a little awkward when you roll over and ask: ‘was it good for you too?’
While most of us resolve to quit smoking or get fit, Ricky Martin will be resolving not to pull his hair out when he’s getting up for his fourth-nightly feed with his new daughter.
Martin, who already has boy twins Matteo and Valentino, posted to his Instagram to share the news:
He wrote: “We are beyond happy to announce that we have become parents to a beautiful and healthy baby girl, Lucia Martin-Yosef.
“It has been a special time for us and we can’t wait to see where this stellar baby will take us. Both her beautiful brothers and me and Jwan have fallen in love with Lucia.”
Ricky Martin and Jwan Yosef got married in 2018 and have been dating for over two years. Congrats, boys!
Having stepped down from his Oscar hosting duties, following the controversy around his homophobic tweets, Kevin Hart sits down with Ellen to give his side of the story.
In which, he explains why when given the ultimatum from the academy he chose to step down. Audiences were perplexed when Hart refused to apologise to the LGBTQ+ community when the academy asked, but did so again later – making his apology look disingenuine.
But Hart informs that he decided to step-down because he didn’t want the topic of conversation to continue; not on a night which belonged to the hard-working nominees, and not in general either.
He explains how his homophobic comedy was a tool used for laughs, but tells Ellen “I’m not that guy”.
It’s great to hear Hart’s side of things as without that, things have been misconstrued. Although, there was at least a part of Hart that almost undoubtedly homophobic, there’s no reason people can’t unlearn this.
Now knowing why Hart didn’t apologise initially, gives us a fuller picture and allows us to forgive him.
What do you know, Ellen does it again! The kindness queen is unstoppable. Will she reign successful in reinstating Hart as Oscars host?!
Well she called the Acad. and apparently they’re more than happy to have him return! According to Ellen:
“they were like, ‘Oh my God, we want him to host! We feel like that maybe he misunderstood or it was handled wrong. Maybe we said the wrong thing but we want him to host. Whatever we can do we would be thrilled”.
Hart said he would assess his decision to return.
“Leaving here, I promise you, I’m evaluating this conversation. This is a conversation I needed to have, I’m glad that I had it here, and I’m glad that it was as authentic and real as I could have hoped that it would be”.
The show was supposed to air on Monday but will instead air today (Friday 4th).
If there’s one thing we won’t get sick of seeing on repeat it’s Mark Wahlberg on the beach. (He may get up at 4am for his cryo-chamber, but he definitely racks up enough holiday time to make up for it).
Marky Mark was papped strolling on the Barbadian coastline with his wife who had jokes over New Year’s Eve that her husband might find a shirt in 2019 – for the love of Britney, we hope not!
Check out a few of Daddy Wahlberg below, or see more from the photo set here.
It may only be the 4th of January but if Paddy McGuinness’ New Year’s resolution was to ditch the dad-bod, then he’s pretty won 2019 already.
The Take Me Out presenter dropped a stone and a half over four months last year, and FORGOT to post the pic. Now, how the hell you forgetting to drop a fire glow-up like that?
He also over halved his body fat (from 26% to 12%) and dropped 4 inches from his waist due to a healthy diet and workout regime.
But McGuiness says he’s now somewhere in the middle: “I’m now somewhere n between these two pics shape wise, probably more to the first one after Chrimmy! I still enjoy training but I don’t fancy stripping that much fat again”.
And we actually agree, it’s great that he’s been working out more, but we think we looks better a little fuller in the face.
Renowned fashion photographer Bruce Weber is currently facing an avalanche of abuse allegations, in which over 20 models have reported sexual misconduct, or claimed that he touched them inappropriately and/or without consent.
Jason Boyce is one of the models who came forward with his story in December 2017. His statement claimed:
“Weber put his fingers in Mr. Boyce’s mouth. Shocked, Mr. Boyce opened his eyes. Mr. Weber told him to keep his eyes closed, and kept his fingers in Mr. Boyce’s mouth. ‘If you just had confidence, you’d go really far,’ Mr. Weber whispered. ‘How far do you want to make it? How ambitious are you?’ Mr. Boyce did not respond.”
At first glance, in the company of so many other models, it would be very easy to believe Boyce’s claim despite Weber branding him “a money grab by a failed model.”
But since then, Weber has leaked a handful of text messages between the two – both before, and after the shoot – which show Boyce fully naked and basically being a beg-it about future work.
Weber never saw Boyce again, but his defence claims: “Plaintiff also deliberately fails to allege that he had previously been to Little Bear’s studio for a test shoot, because, when he did, Mr. Weber’s team, obviously unimpressed, concluded that he had a “boxy face.” Oh, that SHADE of it all.
Since the exchanges occurred before the shoot, as well as after, it looks as if Boyce was looking to exploit Weber’s well-known predatory nature, and give his career a boost, by sending overtly flirtatious messages. Then when Weber took the bait during the shoot, Boyce was shocked because he’d hoped a batting of the lashes and his good looks were enough.
The fact that Boyce continued to message Weber post-shoot suggests he was still keen to use Weber to launch his career despite the incident in 2014. But when he received no response from Weber, decided to launch his case against him in the midst of models #MeToo moments.
The fact that Boyce’s story has now been shaken shouldn’t take any truth away from the other models, but should outline that every claim of sexual assault and misconduct should be investigated thoroughly and that numbers alone are not enough to stand against the accused.
Weber’s actions are by no means disregarded, or justified, but Boyce’s motives should certainly be questioned.
While we trudging our way through S.A.D, being back at work full-time and the GREY-ass weather that January generously provides us each year, these hot hunks are seeing in the new year the right way – publicly shirtless.
As trends go, this is one New Years resolution we’d like to take up.
90210’s Trevor Donovan visited some hot springs, which coincidentally got even hotter as he submerged himself. While fit footballer Jamie Redknapp gave one more reason to wish we were in Miami right now. And daddy Andy Cohen was also in Miami flaunting his beefy bod – we know where we’ll be ringing in 2020.
And if you missed Mark Wahlberg – he was catching some rays too.
We’re sure everybody has the odd strange day at work, but pulling a gun out of a stoner’s butt would rank pretty highly for most.
Although, for the police of Louisiana we reckon it was another day on the bob.
After suspecting suspicious activity, Golden Meadow police moved in on a Lori Dupuy’s home, where she was standing outside. After giving police a fake name, Dupuy legged it and lost them.
Police took the opportunity to search inside the house, where they found Justin Savoie. And weed, a smoking pipe, and a concealed handgun; maybe that’s how they do Netflix and chill in the south.
Once arrested Savoie was taken down to the station where a strip-search revealed he had another gun inside his buttocks. Now, we’re not sure if that means resting between his cheeks or actually inside his anus, but either way, we hope he had the safety on.
They also found another gun just lying on the floor of Savoie’s truck, of which the door was unlocked. DAMN. Does shit really get that real in the south that you need a gun for your home, your car and your piles?
They later found several other firearms in his vehicle. Savoie was charged with possession of marijuana first offence, possession of drug paraphernalia, taking contraband to a penal institution and improper registration of a firearm.
Is it just us that find it odd that a man can be arrested for possession of a bag of pot and not 17 guns?
He posted $10,600 bond and was released. Police still search for Lori Dupuy.
While most of us love a man of mystery, there’s very little to learn about Logan Ponder on his Instagram profile apart from his name and his location: Vienna.
At least that’s his current location anyway, if there’s anything else we can learn from his series of sexy stills it’s that the man likes to travel. And hit the gym, (if that’s not a dream body, then we’ve just been eating too much). In fact, his pictures ignite the perfect combination of wanderlust and just plain lust.
The 6’3″ influencer was born in Idaho – so I guess we can no longer render that state pointless. Though perhaps all that hiking explains those thighs…
We think we speak for everyone here when we say: please for the love of Gaga get an OnlyFans.
Sara Cunningham’s son told her he was gay back in 2011. It was a hard pill to swallow for the religious Oklahoma City secretary and mother of two. Cunningham claims that she tried to ‘pray the gay away’ for years as her Baptist church suggested, until: “I felt like I had to choose between my son and my faith.”
She chose her son. And in-turn to stand up to her church which frequently lamented that homosexuality was shameful.
Though, over the summer, Cunningham demonstrated how much her faith had changed when upon learning of a same-sex wedding in which both sets of parents refused to attend, she offered to stand in. Not just at their wedding, but at any LGBTQ+ wedding where the mother wasn’t present.
“PSA. If you need a mom to attend your same-sex wedding because your biological mom won’t,” she wrote on Facebook, “call me. I’m there. I’ll be your biggest fan. I’ll even bring the bubbles.”
PSA. If you need a mom to attend your same sex wedding because your biological mom won't. Call me. I'm there. I'll be your biggest fan. I'll even bring the bubbles.
Cunningham first act as a ‘stand-in’ mum was at a wedding in November, and she has three other LGBTQ+ weddings booked for 2019. She also has officiated at the weddings of nearly a dozen same-sex couples in Oklahoma, Mississippi and Texas. Cunningham even got ordained so she could perform ceremonies at her local courthouse.
The post garnered the attention of none other than Jamie Lee Curtis, who spent three days with the Cunningham family in Oklahoma and subsequently bought the rights to Cunningham’s 2014 memoir: How We Sleep At Night – about her relationship with her son.
“I was moved by her journey,” Curtis said in an interview with The Washington Post. “And I continue to be thrilled as her movement is catching on. I hope to do justice to her story and the story of so many marginalized people in the LGBTQ community.”
But this isn’t the first time Cunningham – who left her church four years ago – has stood up for the community. In 2017, she founded Free Mom Hugs, a nonprofit that provides support and resources to LGBTQ people and their families.
Which actually started as accidentally when Cunningham and her husband Rex attended their first gay pride parade with their son wearing a ‘Free Mom Hugs’ t-shirt and went home covered in glitter.
While there was much speculation whether or not Lady Gaga would win her highly-sought-after Golden Globe, not even one person out of a hundred in the room noticed she was there last night, because all eyes were on Fiji girl.
Fiji girl – an overnight sensation and professional photobomber – stole the show when she popped up in every celebrities pics. We mean, like, everybody’s…
Naturally, the current meme queen knew exactly what she was doing, telling the LA Sunday Times “It’s all strategic, you’ve got to angle.”
Now if that’s not how to snatch an opportunity in Tinsel Town, we don’t know what is…
A new study has suggested that attractive people are more likely to agree with gay sex, because their looks open doors to sexual opportunities, that in-turn opens their mind. While unattractive people remain untouched, bitter and closed-minded.
Isn’t that basically saying that the gays are shallow and only hit on hot guys? And that ugly people are homophobic because they don’t get hit on enough by the same-sex? OK, fair dos.
See! All straight men need is a little analingus or a finger up the bum to see that perhaps ‘going to hell’ could actually be quite lit.
The study Good Looks as a Source of Moral Permissiveness from Iowa University also found that attractive people were more supportive of premarital sex, same-sex marriage and abortion.
“These results support the hypothesis that greater opportunity to indulge in a behavior — as good looks typically provide for sexual activities — reduces the sense of moral stigma surrounding that activity,” said researcher Urbatsch.
So if you really want to do your bit for the LGBTI… lay it on an ugly hetero. We don’t need keyboard warriors, we need charity fuckers!
Last night’s Golden Globes are today’s talking point at the work water cooler. Unfortunately, ours doesn’t dispatch Fiji, like the girl photobombing everyone’s pics, but hey…
And while she was living her best life amongst the celebs, the attendees were also getting their life at what was potentially the gayest Golden Globes so far. Let’s take a look at just some of the queer highlights (literally):
Such as, Chris Messina’s blonde hair. Like, who was ever expecting this? Messina has always been relatively fearless, going full-frontal not once, but twice in his film projects – but peroxide hair at the Golden Globes? Now that’s BRAVE. But we’re actually into it.
And he wasn’t the only one with a new ‘do: Lady Gaga showed up in the most iconic blue-rinse since Marge Simpson.
Call Me By Your Name and Boy Erased star Timothee Chalamet pulled an Adam Rippon and wore a harness. Although it was slightly more fashion and slightly less circuit-party-followed-by-an-orgy.
And he wasn’t the only one making a daring red carpet fash-hun choice. Cody Fearn who plays head warlock in American Horror Story: Apocalypse walked the carpet in hooves. Or are they feet gloves? We’re not entirely sure, both on what they are, and how we feel about them.
Darren Criss won an award for his part in American Crime Story: The Assination of Gianni Versace: thanking his mum – but not the gays he played to get there.
Bohemian Rapsody beat A Star Is Born to Best Film Drama, with Rami Malek taking home Best Actor.
Other LGBTI winners include The Favourite (with Emma Stone, Rachel Weiss and Olivia Colman) and Killing Eve (Sandra Oh breaking glass ceilings with Asian representation).
We love a bit of gender-bending at C&C, and apparently, David Beckham does too. The footballer posed for Love Magazine with statement green eyeshadow. Although we’ve all been aware that Golden Balls has a fem side since those infamous sarong pics back in the day.
So far, it’s only the cover shot that’s been released but we’re hoping for some fem-realness, like Brad Pitt for Rolling Stone in the 90s.
From the snippet of the interview on Love’s website, David chats about finding his “happiest” moments on the pitch. Rad. Now let’s talk about your teenage sexual experiences and whether or not you’re doing the nanny.
Last year Ezra Miller shook us with his feminine (yet still masculine) shoot for Playboy.