Argentinian actor Juan Manuel Martino made the whole world take note when he appeared – balls and all – in Taekwondo; a Beanos Aires-based tale that sees one guy invite his friends on an “all boys” holiday, while the sexual tension aggressively simmers.

And judging from these steamy scenes of his new flick, We Are Three, he’s out to repeat the reaction. The film centres around Nacho and Ana, an otherwise basic coupling, until they meet Sebastian (Martino) who desires a long-term throuple with a man and a woman.

We’re already getting Vicky, Cristina, Barcelona vibes. But with more nudity.

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Love Island‘s Adam Collard has brought out his own calendar this year (natch), and is using his assets to push it off the shelves.

The reality star who came under fire for being the snake of the season (not because of what’s in his drawers), has still managed to amass a huge social following. Because hey, it’s not like you need a half-naked calendar to be genuine or loyal.

Posting to his Instagram, Collard posed in sheer white briefs, writing: “…if you want to buy your Mam a useful Christmas present this year, have something for the dart board at Christmas or just draw dicks on me in your staff room grab yours.”

So at least he has a sense of humour about it! How about we wank over it and then throw darts at it?

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It’s here So if you want to buy your Mam a useful Christmas present this year, have something for the dart board at Christmas or just draw dicks on me in your staff room grab yours by the link in my story and on Amazon! @wearegiraffe25 @chillimedia @lisafashionstylist @laurenkay.co.uk

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Zac Efron surprised – well, everybody – when he flaunted his new facial hair on social media today. Sure we’ve seen him sporting a beard (read: bum fluff) before, but this was a whole new set of daddy issues…

Stradling a horse, looking 10 years his senior (not that that’s a bad thing), Efron sparked a universal fanny flutter. Although anybody who has things for cowboys probably had to wipe their genitals off the floor after they exploded.

One user wrote: “OHMYGOD WHAT WATER HAS ZAC BEEN DRINKING…. Turning all ZADDY on me”. Same, hun.

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Mi nueva amiga Amapola

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Since being introduced into modern vernacular, the term ‘fuckboy’ has spread like the clap through Mykonos. And while most of us now know the tell-tale signs of a fuckboy, we can’t help but notice a new epidemic on the rise: the fuckfriend.

We coined the term for those friends who are always on their phone at the dinner table, wastes your time, and have put a boy before you one too many times.

Fuckfriends arguably an even situation to have on your hands because boys come/cum and go but friends are for life. Or are they? We’re not saying you should kick all your friends to the curb ’cause they didn’t text you back, but it’s definitely worth reassessing any friendship that doesn’t uplift you.

Have you got a fuckfriend?

They drop you as soon as they get a man

This a tell-tale sign of a fuckfriend. Spend years moaning about single life with you, and then the second they snag some semi-permanent dick they drop you like a lead turd. There are varying degrees to this cuntity; those who prioritise their boyfriends are obviously far better than those who fully idolise him.

Like, congrats girl, I didn’t think you’d find a man that loved you either, but fuck my friendship, right?

[RELATED: Stop Wasting Your Time with the MPI Guy]

They have selfish ulterior motives

A person who possesses this trait might do something like, turning up to a bar for your birthday party and then suggesting the crowd head elsewhere because they personally aren’t feeling the vibe. Or reject the invitation altogether if it’s not their best interest: if the event was somewhere they couldn’t meet a boy, for example.

What’s happened – for one reason or another – is that this friend has forgotten about the give-and-pull that make successful friendships and relationships work. It’s great that they’re putting themselves first, but probably haven’t realised they’ve morphed into a turd-cunt.

They Flake 

We all get busy from time to time – especially when you’re a social butterfly or a slut – but friends go consistently flake on your plans are the worst. And we’re not talking about the ones who have legitimate reasons or give you two days notice: more so the one’s who blow you out while you’re already on the train because they’re high.

What’s so funny is that flakey people hate to be told that their flakey – almost as if they thought you just wouldn’t notice them always cancelling, always at the last minute, always beneath a paper-thin excuse. Chances are flaking is either a part of their persona, or because you don’t rank as high priority.

They’re insensitive

Fuckfriends are often so enamoured by their own lives and achievements to realise when they’re being insensitive. They’ll brag about their promotion days after you sacked. Or complain about a minor inconvenience while you’re in the middle of an emotional shitstorm.

They’re stubborn

The fuckfriend hates to admit when they’re wrong, apologise or even give compliments easily – and are keen to brush anything negative about themselves aside (despite frequently highlighting it in other people). In these scenarios, your friend has probably placed protecting their ego over your feelings, which is occassioanlly common to a certain extent.

You find time with them draining 

Whether it’s the constant whining, or self-obsessed natter, if you repeatedly leave a friend feeling drained then you probably need to reassess the relationship. Like oral sex, you should never feel like you’re always giving and not receiving. They’ll get overexcited about the smallest thing in their life, but find it hard to happy for you at times.

[RELATED: Are ‘Friendship Marriages the Future Relationship Status?]

They Compete

We’ve all heard of Tommy Two Shits: You went on holiday for a week? Tommy went on holiday for a fortnight. You got a new phone? Tommy got a new house. You went for a shit? Tommy went for two! Everything starts to feel like a competition with friends like Tommy; even when it comes to who is under the most stress, or has the biggest tumour.

How ’bout we start a new competition? Like who can leave this toxic friendship first?

Whether you decide to terminate the friendship altogether, attempt to work through with your friend, or rise above it (eek!) it’s important to remember that they were your friend at one point. Unless they’ve truly taken the biscuit, in which case let them dunk it elsewhere… 

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When I am not around, my husband dresses as a woman. I thought I could accept this – but now he wants me to have sex with him when he is wearing these clothes and I hate the idea.

We have been married for 12 years. I am 37, he is 40. We have four children, aged ten to three.

He is lovely and caring normally but he has become nasty about sex. He says he will get it elsewhere if I do not give it to him the way he wants it. He tells me that I am his wife and I must do as I am told, because he is the boss.

[RELATED: “I Gave Up Everything for my Boyfriend but He Still Lives With his Ex”]

Hey sister,

While your willingness to repress your husband’s ‘other side’ as long as it’s out of your sight, is admirable, but I think even the most accepting of people would admit that having sex with your husband in drag is a tall order. Especially if he’s wearing 6-inch stilettos.

I’m going to take a huge leap here and assume that a 40-year-old straight closeted transvestite probably doesn’t have the sexiest women’s garments, either? Omg, wait, are they YOURS?! I would die. If they are, that is legit so cheeky. And not just when he’s modelling your thongs.

It’s odd that he’s become angry regarding sex, but maybe his alter-ego Sarah has PMS. Swear if my Danny La Rue man was out here telling me he was gonna go find sex elsewhere, I’d open the door and tell a queen good luck. But it’s obviously not that simple when you’ve married so long and have a litter of children.

But the real issue here is his bullying. Although as if he’s trying to crack the whip when he’s standing there in kitten heels and his synthetic auburn wig. Depending on the severity, I would perhaps suggest couples therapy for the sake of all them rugrats. But never accept a man bullying you, physically or emotionally.

If it proceeds, then do the best thing for you and your kids and hand that ‘boss’ your resignation, girl.

Good luck! xo

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Hoping not to overindulge this Thanksgiving? Well, we’ve found an appetite suppressant.

Just weeks after we reported about gay porn ruining itself completely, as we recoiled watching a man do himself with a chair leg, (we’re not good at reading IKEA instructions either, but we don’t think that’s how it’s supposed to go…), we’re faced with an untraditional stuffing in the latest feature from Men.com.

Has your Thanksgiving dinner ever look so good you just wanted to fuck it? No? Well, porn star Theo Ross’ has. Slipping it into the turkey, the pie, and some dry-ASS macaroni. Seriously, how much are these porn stars paid to penetrate a three-course meal?

Naturally, he does it in front of the entire family. That’s one way for a gay to steal the limelight. Watch the NSFW link (after your dinner) here.

One commenter wrote: ‘I think it is high time Men force their writers to personally introduce their scenes. I need to know what this level of stupid looks like.’

“The sexy factor is nowhere to be found here,” wrote another.

Others called it “fucking stupid” and “gross”.

Well, we’re guessing it got the headlines and hits they wanted, but at what cost? This is no ‘Right in front of my salad?’ for sure. Is it time to stop blurring the lines between comedy and porn?

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Buddhists are known for their peaceful way of lives, although there are always exceptions to the rule. Master Kai Hung – a respected Buddhist figure in Taiwan – has been caught smoking meth and having ChemSex on film.

“Hung, we said meditate, not medicate!” yell his teachers. Although, it sounds more watchable than most celebrity sex tapes.

A secretary of the Chinese Young Buddhist Association, Hung’s temple was hiding 19 grams of amphetamines, Tina pipes, butt relaxants, 200GB of porn, condoms and… a holy water bottle filled with lube.

There were also videos of Hung engaging in ChemSex which leaked to the Taiwan media. He was arrested and charged with violating the Narcotics Hazard Prevention Act, but released on £2500 bail.

According to Pink News:

In September, he was expelled from another institution, Tongshan Temple in the south of the country, after allegedly providing drugs to fellow monks before having gay sex with them.

Two months later, he was kicked out of Chongfo Temple following the police raid, for what monks there described as “religious discipline problems.”

Oh, girl. See, even monks can catch the ChemSex bug, confirming what scientists feared all along: meth is stronger than religion.

The chairman of the society took the opportunity to fully throw Hung under the bus, saying: “I deeply regret that the unlawful conduct of Kai Hung has caused a negative backlash against the Buddhist world.

“I also feel deeply ashamed that I did not inspect his behaviour as a fellow Buddhist monk.”

Basically:

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Fans have fallen in love with DIY SOS frontman Nick Knowles on this year’s series of I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. 

Viewers were enamoured after a series of thoughtful and gentlemanly actions toward his camp mates, and last night when he gave Anne (The Chaser) his pillow, tweeters admitted they were wet-eyed.

But now it’s not just his kind nature that’s piqued their interest, after Knowles took to the infamous outdoor shower dressed like gay Baywatch. The shower became popular back in the day when Mylene Klass became front-page news after rinsing off in a skimpy white bikini.

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Remember when you were a young gay and any day of the calendar year that wasn’t a usual day of the calendar year, meant a themed-photo shoot?

Well, Nico Tortorella still lives that dream. The actor stripped naked at the dinner table, brandish his cutlery as props; not the most traditional Thanksgiving look, but hey, things might be different is gran were polyamorous too.

We’re not sure they’re kind of giblets he was expected to bring to the table, but we’re guessing he has pretty laid neighbours. Thankfully he didn’t take it to the next level and slip it in the turkey, *cough* Men.com *cough*.

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Kit Harington has been forced to deny cheating on his wife after a Russian model claimed she had an affair with the Game Of Thrones star.

Olga Vlaslova, claimed to have Harington’s nudes, and subsequently released them online, along with claims of a month-long affair during – and after – his engagement. His rep. rebuffs the claims:

“The allegations in this story are completely false. He’s never even been to Luxembourg nor has he ever met Olga Vlaslova”.

Although Harington has previously said he’ll “get them out for anyone”, we’re guessing he doesn’t mean you, Olga. Still though, we’d be interested to see which sword she’s claiming belongs to Mr. Snow. Human curiosity, and all that.

Harington made headlines last year when his character Jon Snow slipped out his armour and into his aunty: leaving fans with a lasting memory of his thrusting cheeks.

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Shawn Mendes has seen all of your memes about him being a bottom and secretly sodomising with Nick Jonas. In an interview with Rolling Stone, the pop singer addressed gay rumours once again:

“In the back of my heart, I feel like I need to go be seen with someone — like a girl — in public, to prove to people that I’m not gay,” he says. “Even though in my heart I know that it’s not a bad thing. There’s still a piece of me that thinks that. And I hate that side of me.”

Mendes reveals that he analyses his own body language and voice in interviews after being taunted by trolls.

He then recalls reading YouTube comments about his sexuality: “I thought, ‘You fucking guys are so lucky I’m not actually gay and terrified of coming out,’ ” he recalls now. “That’s something that kills people. That’s how sensitive it is. Do you like the songs? Do you like me? Who cares if I’m gay?”

Mendes then goes on to talk about his relationship with Taylor Swift, who had text him to make sure he was OK with her posting a video of him wearing eyeshadow. He agreed, but was later haunted by the idea that it would fuel rumours about his sexuality.

“Maybe I am a little more feminine — but that’s the way it is. That’s why I am me.”

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Ariana Grande has been teasing the video for her platinum hit Thank U, Next for the last couple weeks, leaving fans on tenterhooks for the full release.

It didn’t take long for fans to clock that the video was parodied off off 00s high school comedies Mean Girls, Bring It On, Legally Blonde and 13 Going On 30, with Ari sharing photos of herself on-set sporting ALL the iconic looks, and even palling around with Jennifer Coolidge (Legally Blonde‘s Paulette).

In the first clip of the video, members of the school spill the tea on Ariana in the style of Regina George: “This one time Ariana got pregnant, so I got pregnant…”

Look out for the real Aaron Samuels (Jonathan Bennet).

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Last week, Tumblr appeared to have begun its purge on adult content.

It seems the platform has been deleting entire blogs of those with LGBT+ erotic content, some with thousands of images and followers, in a bid to stay tight with tech conglomerate Apple, who removed Tumblr from the app store last month.

This was because its filters couldn’t stop child pornography appearing but fails to explain why LGBT+ and other mature blogs are being deleted in the process, despite not sharing or posting child abuse.

But Tumblr has quietly been making moves to clear up their platform after introducing SFW mode where users must be signed in to view adult content earlier this year. Allegedly, Apple is continuing to rebrand itself as 100% family-friendly, and so this could easily be related. Though other rumours suggest that Tumblr is having issues keeping up with unauthorized content, specifically creeper shots and realistic fake celebrity nudes.

[RELATED: Men Flashing Their Junk on OnlyFans are Being Exposed on Tumblr]

We assume they’re referring to secret toilet cams and not pics of cute guys on the underground. Although fake celebrity nudes have been around for decades, the graphic-wizards are getting a little too convincing for copyright’s liking.

But the news comes as another blow for censorship, as Facebook – who are notorious for their strict policies regarding nudity – continue to null the reach of LGBT+ blogs, including ours. The rules seemingly stricter for gay sites and brands.

While huge portions of mainstream advertisers refuse to even work with blogs that depict nudity, and/or talk about gay sex openly because it is still rendered very much taboo by the cis straight men at the top.

Brands are consistently punished for celebrating the human – specifically queer – form, although most psychologists would argue that children using social media is far more damaging than seeing someone’s groin. Not to mention influence the idea that nudity is wrong and shameful.

This year alone, we’ve witnessed a handful of blogs cease to exist due to narrow acceptance of queer nudity from platforms like Google, Amazon and Apple.

Instagram was put under the spotlight this year after deleting the accounts of the Warwick Rowers and Greeks Come True calendars, although there are thousands of other accounts, that haven’t been able to regain their lost followers, without the support of the media.

So Twitter stands idly as the only stable social media platform where users are still allowed to share NSFW and adult content freely. Leaving the gap to widen, between expressionism and art – and porn.

As copyright claims and complaining Christians continue to dampen Tumblr’s fun, it’s definitely easier for platforms to purge any brands that tip-toe outside their malleable painted lines, but it’s not necessary.

The repetitive enforcement is beginning to feel like our sexualities are being thrust back into the closet, with hard-working bloggers, creatives and adult entertainers having their followings snatched from them because they no longer meet the ever-narrowing criteria of whoever’s writing the big cheques.

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Ever wondered what Olympic Gus Kenworthy sounds like in the throws of passion? That’s the question we’re asking today at C&C towers. And of course, you have! Because what else do you think about on your lunch break?!

Well, you don’t have to worry anymore. Thanks to Kenworthy’s playful/thirst-inducing videos, his latest of which, sees him moan in ecstasy as he reaches his pleasure spot. The video has already been shared thousands of times on Tumblr.

Gus Kenworthy's sex face pic.twitter.com/tomrAsVGII

— Cocktails & Cocktalk (@cocktalk_blog) November 27, 2018

Unfortunately it probably wasn’t as dirty as you’d hoped, but still enough to get a fair few of you off.

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The President of the United States’ Wikipedia page was hacked over Thanksgiving, showing viewers a mangy, toadstool dick instead.

In the best hoax since a fomer-Twitter employee deleted his account altogether, Donald Trump’s White House portrait was replaced, and viewers of his page were instead greeted with a picture of a dick. Doesn’t even sound like a hoax to us, just a correcting of information. This change also meant that those asking Siri about the POTUS, would also be presented with the image.

Apparently the art work was the result of three moderators who repeatedly replaced his photo after the original was reinstalled. The moderators have reportedly had their accounts blocked.

“If the vandalism restarts, the article will most likely be re-protected for a longer duration,” said a Wiki admin.

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Justin Timberlake performed in concert recently, but his Man of the Woods Tour looked more like Man With Wood from where we were sitting.

A snap that shows his trouser-snake hogging the limelight might mean that a Timberlake concert is actually worth going to. Although he has recently postponed a string of dates due to a bruised vocal chord. Perhaps due to self-sucking if this image is anything to blow go by.

Despite rescheduling his dates, he’s left a lasting impression – both in his trousers and on us. We wouldn’t be surprised if he returns to sellout dates.

Feel free to *weigh* it up with this NSFW alleged candid on the singer.

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Taron Egerton has been spilling the beans about his work on the set of Rocketman, the film depicting the love life of Elton John.

More specifically, his sex scene with Richard Madden (Elton’s manager).

“I probably shouldn’t be telling you this but we have a sex scene,” Egerton shared with The List. “We went to some places together and got quite physical.”

“I’ve watched it back and I think it looks great. The grown-up nature of the film, combined with it being a musical, makes it feel quite zeitgeisty. I don’t know if I’m allowed to say this but it’s basically about Elton in rehab, so we’re not watering anything down.”

Oh honey, unless we’re seeing the drug-fuelled group sex parties then it’s already too watered down. Egerton went on to say that he “loved every minute” of filming, which he calls “the best work [he’s] done”. Well pulling Richard Madden isn’t a lousy day in the office by any standards.

He also told MTV: “I’m not someone who is remotely perturbed by male intimacy and I am quite proud of what we’ve done with it. We really went some places with it.” Remember, it doesn’t count if it’s just the tip!

Egerton recently had to defend his sexuality after getting the gays excited on Instagram.

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Breakfast-fetchers at an Edinburgh branch of McDonald’s were treated to more than a Sausage McMuffin when a guy began dancing naked on the countertops.

29-year old Ryan Dolan from Musselburgh pleaded guilty to public indecency after helicoptering his knob at customers at 5am. My, they’ve certainly changed the Happy Meals since our day.

Sheriff Lavelle claims Dolan entered the restaurant in the early hours and “Out of the blue he took his trousers and pants off, showing his penis and testicles and thereafter was dancing with his trousers down”. And thereafter one endured a bitch of a hangover.

[RELATED: Buff Diner Shocks KFC Diners by Exposing his Drumstick]

Dolan then scaled the counter and pretended to be a Maccy D’s worker, serving customers with his penis.

“But I didn’t ask for a milksha-?! Ewww!”

Despite being told to leave, he “started dancing again, carrying out helicopter-like moves with his penis”. Well, it certainly sounds like he had more enthusiasm than your average fast food server.

Lavelle claimed it was “boisterous acts, heavily fuelled by alcohol”. Perhaps, legally. To us it’d’ve been a free strip show. But hey, one gal’s criminal offence is another’s McTasty.

#ImLovinIt

[H/t: Gay Pop Buzz]

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Love Island‘s Chris Hughes does more than just streak across tennis courts and play naked pranks on his bestie Kem. The reality star was doing his bit for testicular cancer awareness by having his nads checked on This Morning.

Hughes opened up about having previously had four operations on his left testicle before opening his robe and showing his scar. He explained:

“I was around 14 and I noticed like a build up of veins and eventually got it looked at [six years later, aged 20] and they referred to hospitals and I ended up having three operations on my left testicle, and that was more down to safety with infertility, because the veins take oxygen.”

He also went on to reveal that both his brothers are infertile (although one managed to have a ‘miracle baby’) and his cousin had testicular cancer.

With the recent news that 68% of men don’t know how to check themselves, Dr Chris demonstrates a testicular examination on @LoveIsland’s @chrishughes_22, who has previously had a health scare himself pic.twitter.com/TMMgoH8nA5

— This Morning (@thismorning) November 28, 2018

Hughes was commended on social media for baring his balls, with viewers branding him “brave” and an “absolute HERO”.

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Amanda Bynes is clearly ready for her return to the spotlight. After breaking the internet with her candid interview for Paper magazine, Bynes is now spilling even more of the tea with Hollyscoop.

The actress-turned-wild-child had allegedly declined to discuss it further with Paper, but told Hollyscoop that she was dead serious. High as fuck, but deadly serious.

“I actually wasn’t being insincere. I was, like, saying ‘Murder my vagina.’ I was serious, but I was also on drugs. So that was my way of saying, like, ‘Let’s do it, man!’ But I was, like, on drugs and trying to be hilarious,” Bynes confessed.

Ha. Legend.

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