It is widely accepted that sexuality is a spectrum, a complicated and crowded spectrum of biases, hard-dicks, and confusing urges.

We have all been there in our mid-teens, with that BFF who was maybe too handsy anytime you had a sleepover. You soon discover that what you had been doing with your own hand was so much more satisfying with someone else’s.

But if you were posed with two naked Bro’s, who would you pick? Well, now is the time to find out, in this week’s left or right- bro edition.