You ever get so caught up in the entire concept of your Halloween sluttiness extravaganza that you forgot what you were supposed to be? Well, yah! The whole riddle that Halloween proposes, is how can I be the most naked possible, while still being literally anything than my normal self?
Some even went as far as to add an accesory and change the colour of their underwear! 2018 Halloween is SHOOK. So without further a do, here’s our round-up of most-naked and very frequently, most pointless outfits.
Also, if you want me to read your outfit, DM it to the C&C Instagram page.
Clowns are clearly feeling the heat of the recession
Peter Pan (Syndrome):
Well if THAT’S the outfit at Boy Scouts these days, no wonder the teachers turn out to be nonses:
Ash had clearly been doing his squats. And his clothes on a high-wash.
Every Pokemon has a strength and weakness against other types of Pokemon. But many have wondered, why are Psychic types weak against bug, ghost, and dark types? Well, because being afraid of bugs, ghosts, and the dark are all very common phobias.
“Luke, I am your daddy”
A joker… where the only thing funny is his impending pneumonia:
Costume by @martinlunadesigns Makeup by @khloechicago #halloween #halloweencostume #clown #clownmakeup #halloweenmakeup #boystown #chicagohalloween #chicagofitness #gayhalloween #gayfitnessThis guy’s nightmare is Grindr DMs. Relatable. Still utterly pointless.
. . . . #gayjock #guyswithink #gingers #gaycute #ginger #gay #gaygym #gayinsta #gayguy #gayhalloween #gayhunk #gaystagram #gayman #gayinsta #gaytattoo #gayboy #gaylife #gaymen #gayfollow #gayselfie #gayfit #lgbtq #instagay #lgbt #gaypride #ginger #gaysingleAnd it was a common nightmare:
When they call you Tinman but you only 10% tin:
“Mamma Mia!” Italian plumbers often moonlight as strippers to put them through piping school:
The dog from Nightmare Before Christmas… Creative character choice but what a reach:
Roadkill:
Erm, Aslan the lion?
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Tom Cruise in ‘An Officer and an Escort’:
Retro idea with a modern twist: Kasper is shook. And turned on.
A circuit queen… ’cause when all the sluts are being someone else, why not be a slut?
And when you’re a slut that’s out of ideas… dress as… a slut:
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