Is your dating life in a bit of a rut? Well, FEAR NOT, Hull’s answer to the Clapham Tranny – Melissa Ede – knows exactly where y’all going wrong. Trust her, she made Hull’s Sexiest List, so she “knows what she’s talking about”. If only FHM was still around to do the High Street Honeys.
So naturally, we have a few questions… who wrote that list? A council man with catyrax? More importantly, HOW does Hull have a sexy list? We’re guessing in the likes of Hull, Melissa is probably in the Top 10.
Ede, a 56 year-old taxi driver, boasts in her latest video: “I get so many messages asking me how I pull so many men and women. What is it about me?” Wait, what? You mean they can’t see the sheer sex appeal of her parading around her kitchen in a tutu with a bottle of ketchup hanging from her neck?
Her first pro-tip, is is to stop dolling up your face and start stuffing your tits. We think she’s onto something here… Carrie Bradshaw, hand over that crown, girl.
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Posted by Melissa Ede on Monday, September 25, 2017
This isn’t the first time, Melissa has hit the headlines however. Last year, she claimed that Stephen Beer, from Channel 4’s Too Fat To Work (no, seriously), tried to bed her behind his wife’s back. We’re guessing to the exciting residents of Hull that this was the equivalent of the Lewinski scandal.
She told The Sun: “If I wanted to I could have had Steve at the drop of a hat.” And you’d have been the lucky winner of a 32st lazy cunt. Congrats. Perhaps that’s why she’s always got someone in her bed. Why don’t you try sleeping a set of standards? J/k miss thing! Go get that dick!
She goes on, “I’m sex on legs. I get told my confidence is very sexy. I’ve got good legs and a decent personality.
“Over the period of a week, I must get offers of at least ten marriages. I’m always being asked to marry people and go on dates. Eighty per cent are men.
“I’m single, so if there’s any hot women out there, I’m free.”
HEAR THAT LADIES & GENTS? Snatch her up before someone else does! Sorry, but the Clapham Tranny will always be – our FAVE.