It literally feels like Lady Gaga’s engagement has just dropped out of the sky. I’m not even gonna lie, I thought she was dating that old man she’s been singing with. Apparently not! Apparently, she’s been dating him for years! WTF! Where have I been? Good for you girl, high five on the Hollywood beefcake. And for anyone else a little out of the loop, here’s Taylor Kinney 101:
1. He gave Gaga the ride of her life in the You And I video, and even there she looks like she’s being penetrated by the holy ghost:
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2. He was smashing Cameron Diaz in The Other Women. But he doesn’t take his shirt off in that movie so here’s a totally unrelated image:
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3. He was also in Vampire Diaries, but seen as he didn’t take his shirt off in that either, he’s another unrelated modelling pic:
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4. And he’s in Chicago Fire, thankfully though, those writers have a bludclart head on their shoulders:
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5. A smart enough head to get him shirtless more than once
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6. There’s something really sexy about his belly button, makes you wanna eat jelly babies outta it
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7. He’s a smoker. But nobody even notices, because did you?
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8. He looks really good in a towel
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9. Not really sure what else you need to know?
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Sorry but if girl can go walking round in dresses made of raw meat, and other bat-shit crazy stuff and bag a man this fine, there’s a little hope for us all.
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