Andy Cohen – or should that be Randy Cohen – has never been a wallflower, but the TV personality has been making random remarks about Justin Bieber and his junk. When asked if he’d have sex with Justin Bieber, Cohen salivated “Yes, of course!” The TV presenter went on, “I think he’s really pretty. I like how smooth he is, not a lot of body hair. I saw the dick pic and I think he’s got a nice, adult-sized penis.”
What an ODD description. “Adult-sized”? What does that even mean? How the fuck do you define an adult-sized dick? Weird, man. And it’s not the first (thirst) time, the 48 year-old has been unashamedly open about his lust for
While talking on the Howard Stern Show, Cohen divulged TMI about a three-way that he had, which resulted from “an incredible dick pic that really engaged me.”
The TV presenter also confronted Adrian Grenier with: “She said you had the biggest d— she’s ever seen.”
And to Howard Stern: “You’re a big guy. I like a big guy. I have always maintained that your dick is bigger than you say.”
To Enrique: “I’d like to know how big your package really is.”
And Shaquille O’Neill: “How big is your dick?”
He also asked Matt Harvey who was the most hung player on the Metts.
And then he asked Nick Jonas who was the most well-endowled out of him and his brothers. Before asking Joe Jonas the same question weeks later.
This may not be news to many of you, but as the UK doesn’t have Bravo, most people on this side of the ocean haven’t even heard of Watch What Happens Live (aka: “Tell me all about your cock!”). We love Real Housewives, but girl you need to reign it in. Sorry, I meant resign. Thirsty is not cute. It’s actually just downright embarrassing. You’re the reason why some straight men don’t feel comfortable around gay guys. You’d have thought he’d have learnt when Anderson Cooper rejected him for being too “enthusiastic”.
“HYPOCRITE!” They cry at the blog of celebrity dick pics. If you can’t see the difference between sharing images that already exist online and actually asking people about their junk, then I can’t help you.
Nobody is saying you can’t talk about sex, we’re all about the cocktalk (clearly), but that doesn’t mean you can’t do it with a slice of dignity or decorum. Or at the very least without slobbering on guests crotches like an eager golden retriever. You’d think that having spent 48 years on this planet, and a long time in the spotlight, that one could refrain from being so publicly unsavory.
And you know his Scruff profile has the pig emoji and his uses ‘Hung?’ instead of ‘Hello’.
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