Less than a WEEK after asking the media for privacy to “get on with his life”, after filming himself having sex with a probably-soon-to-be-ex flight attendant, porn star Austin Wolf films himself having sex with an Uber driver. We can’t help but thinking he’s doing this on purpose…
Although as the driver makes eye contact with the phone, we at least know that he knew he was being filmed. Whether he knew it was on Twitter is another matter.
We can rest assured though that they both received a five-star rating. Watch the X-Rated tape here
90s classic Clueless is getting a remake, and like many 90s kids, we’re like, so totally on the fence about it.
The teen comedy that launched the careers of Alicia Silverstone, now-transphobic Stacey Dash and the late Brittany Murphy is already in production with Paramount Pictures.
While we’ve seen so many remakes only demonstrate how good the originals were, there have been some successful ones, albeit they’re mostly horrors.
But it is being produced by Tracey Oliver (Girl’s Trip) and Marquita Robinson (Glow), so at least it’s in good hands. But it’s still a brave move to even align yourself with such an iconic film; especially when the gays will be ready and waiting to judge.
Remember when we used to have to meet men in bars, and then flirt face-to-face, before going back to theirs, the anticipation building of what their naked body actually looks like? Yeah we did a lot of crazy shit before dick pics, but where, exactly, are we headed?
This week Apple revealed a new feature of their latest upgrade: the Measure app. That promises it can measure anything. At which point, the discussion naturally makes a B-line for the male anatomy. Because what else are we really measuring? Jack shit. And Apple being smart is fully aware what the majority of us will use the app for. And there undoubtedly people stupid enough to favour the iPhone over other brands because they have a ruler.
As cock catfishers are feeling the heat as pressure to tell the truth about their tackle closes in… how will it impact our sexting? Well, it will – although proved not entirely accurate – presumably, give a more accurate impression of what he’s – or you’re – packing, than lighting and angles. So will sending dick pics with the Apple’s Measure of approval be the new standard? Well, it is perhaps more logical than a remote control or a can of Lynx Africa.
But how much closer can we get to sex, while still avoiding real-life interaction as much as we possibly can?
Real-time measurements are clearly just the start of the technical enhancements of our digital sex lives. Measure itself, already uses augmented reality to combine the real world with computer generated graphics: so we’d presume there are already adult games that let you fuck an augmented hole while a computer-generated cyborg moans in synchronous response.
All we need now are fleshjacks and dildos with Bluetooth.
3D-cloning is potentially not that far behind, so will we be exchanging life-size replicas of our dongs that appear from our smartphones in hologram-form, like a futuristic pop-up porno book? And even then, how long before holograms take on tangible structures, so we can literally ride men just through a sext?
And surely after that, erotic virtual reality chats will one day be the norm, for us to simulate full-sex so we don’t even have to have a contact in our phonebook to begin with.
Queer Eye’s avocado aficionado Antoni is back on the (meat) market after his relationship of seven years came to an end.
“Antoni and Joy broke up about two months ago,” a source spills to US Weekly regarding the couple, “it was very amicable. They’re still friends. It was a clean split”.
…unlike, an avocado.
There’s been no official announcement as of yet, but we can’t imagine Antoni will be single for long: his career is doing well, he’s in great shape, and his semen tastes of guacamole.
We say, olé! We’ll update when we have more information.
Chris Hemsworth was papped again recently partaking in his favourite pastime: dogging. Sorry, we mean, surfing.
The Thor actor – who is frequently seen hitting the waves – revealed a leaner physique than usual… but he hadn’t lost that peachy butt. In fact, we’re sure the bathers on whichever Aussie beach this is were probably in praise of Hemsworth’s uber-tight wetsuit, Twiter certainly were…
One Tweeter wrote: “Chris Hemsworth has no business looking that damn thick while surfing. What is the reason!”
Sometimes we don’t need questions, we just need gratitude.
Inked and pierced Kealan Flanningan is using his assets to promote Box Menswear. The 21-year-old influencer posed in the sheer white briefs before stripping them off completely and flinging them on the towel rail. Doesn’t matter where they end up, as long as they get taken off, eventually…
Shot by: Jake O’Donnell
And if you have a further browse on his Insta, you’ll see him modelling the jockstraps too:
HBO has a proud reputation as the nudity network, and while they continue to produce passion for the people in the wake of #MeToo, they’re making their on-set sex environments safer.
One of the toughest – or at least, most awkward – jobs of being an actor, is the sex scenes, so on the network where sex is at its most prolific, actors will have a sex scene coach. Sort of.
As Rolling Stone reports, the network has “adopted a policy whereby all of its shows and movies with intimate scenes will be staffed with an intimacy coordinator.” Just to clarify, that’s not where someone sits on the coital outskirts and directs him to the right ‘spots’.
But rather, someone that ensures the actor is comfortable with what is being asked of them during that time, suggesting ways to protect their modesty further if desired, and to generally provide support for the nerves and tension that come with filming these types of scenes.
“There is such a power dynamic on sets, so much pressure and this sense that as an actor you just suck it up and do it,” said Alicia Rodis who is the intimacy coordinator for The Duece, Crashing and upcoming Deadwood movie.
“The bigger the hoop, the bigger the hoe,” so goes the saying. And so it makes sense that with earrings dogs could jump through, Willam is surrounded by a gang of naked blokes.
The Drag Race alum writhes around in little more than a pair of plastic titties, for her new single Hoops, but it’s her back-up dancers that are stealing focus as they parade around with their dongs out.
Surprisingly, the song is more of a slow, jazzy flex rather than a steamy sex jam, which seems surreal when you’re watching a drag queen play ring toss on a go-go dancer’s dick.
It may have only been announced a couple days ago that Queer Eye‘s Antoni was looking for his next snack after breaking up with his boyfriend of seven years, and it seems he’s found it.
And as C&C predicted, he wasn’t single for long… Although we do suspect that the couple broke up a couple months back, but kept it on the down-low. But naturally, it had to be made public news before Antoni could step out with his new man.
Which, according to US Weekly, is Flipping Out star, interior designer, Trace Lehnhoff.
“Antoni brought Trace Lehnhoff from Flipping Out to Emmy parties [in September], and Trace was clearly there as his date,” the publication’s source reveals. “They weren’t trying to hide it. They met on Instagram.”
Well, at least it shows that even celebrities use socials for their love lives. And we hope they’ll be happy making lots of baby avocados in their stunningly decorated pad! Where we would expect this as daily attire…
The actor who is currently filming Rocketman as Elton John, Taron Egerton may have a queer tale of his own to tell.
Egerton, 28, posted a snap to Instagram this weekend that has left Twitter in a tizzy. In the image was a guy smiling and holding a card game, which Egerton captioned: “Cutie. My Boy”
When a fan pressed him to tag his man, Egerton refused, claiming he was his only:
The image is only one of a handful, on an account that he only got five days ago, so it could be that with all this playing gay on-set, he’s finally ready to be open to the world, via social media, about who he really is.
Or he could just be having a laugh with all of us mere mortals clinging to his caption like it’s our human rights. But we all know the community hates to be gay-baited.
Some people have taken the caption as absolute proof:
He wrote: “How about we put less time/money hiring people to take down videos of someone dancing & expressing themselves freely, and instead spend more time/money on actually helping the world – aka healing our total repression of self to fit into a society of nothing but insecurity.
You are okay with us all posting our fake lives while on the inside we suffer, but you are not okay when we are happy and dancing free with our human bodies. You do shit like this everyday…”
His words ring so true for so many of us and also raises some legit points: Instagram are quite happy to monopolize off our unhappiness and suffering mental health, but then police other posts as ‘inappropriate’. I would love to see Instagram put on blast about what they plan to do to help – not repress – their users.
ALSO, who are these people? Who exactly have you given the power to decide which posts and pages are acceptable?
Queer Eye‘s Antoni does way more than just overuse avocado and thirst-trap the internet. The reality TV star showed off his acting talents as part of Netflix’s 9-part horror anthology, Don’t Watch This.
We weren’t sure if it was a parody or an homage at first, but we can confirm it’s a legit horror. And it’s available for streaming now… another Halloween gift after the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina.
Antoni is seen in his briefs, going about his daily business: stretching, applying a gucamole face mask, and preparing dinner for the family he cooks… though it looks like they could be in for a chilling desert. Hey, they’d probably rather die than have avocado cheesecake again.
You ever get so caught up in the entire concept of your Halloween sluttiness extravaganza that you forgot what you were supposed to be? Well, yah! The whole riddle that Halloween proposes, is how can I be the most naked possible, while still being literally anything than my normal self?
Some even went as far as to add an accesory and change the colour of their underwear! 2018 Halloween is SHOOK. So without further a do, here’s our round-up of most-naked and very frequently, most pointless outfits.
Also, if you want me to read your outfit, DM it to the C&C Instagram page.
Clowns are clearly feeling the heat of the recession
While Chris Pine wallows in the fuss everybody’s made about his brief nude scene in Outlaw King, hunks Charlie Hunnam and Rami Malek been over here getting the job done with no muss, no fuss.
It’ll be interesting to see how they compare. But until then, Malek – who’s just wrapped up his role as Freddie Mercury in Queen – and Hunnam -who just generally needs a day from being such a damn snack – get hands-on in a shower scene from Papillon.
Based off of 1973 classic, 2018’s Papillon reads:
“The epic story of Henri “Papillon” Charrière, a safecracker from the Parisian underworld who is framed for murder and condemned to life in the notorious penal colony on Devil’s Island. Determined to regain his freedom, Papillon forms an unlikely alliance with convicted counterfeiter Louis Dega, who in exchange for protection, agrees to finance Papillon’s escape.”
As Power storms through its 5th season, all you’ll hear the show’s viewers saying are: “Do you watch Power?! OMG It’s sooo good!”
And now we know why. The 50 Cent drama which revolves around the rap and hip-hop music industry may have more cliffhangers than a size 12 drag queen, but it also offers up some hella steamy romps too.
Well, we know Fiddy is partial to a finger up the bum, so perhaps that has inspired these angles. (Although to be fair, 50 just producers, not directs…). But either way, the crew on-set must feel like they live in a delicatessen, surrounded by all this quality mouth-watering chocolate. Specifically Omari Hardwick.
He’s definitely putting the ‘hard’ into Hardwick with his huge firm boulder of a butt. JUMP in:
It has been confirmed that Miss Congeniality of Drag Race season 9 will feature on 2019’s All Stars 4.
An email accidentally confirming fan favourite Valentina’s participation has leaked online. When it was announced on Monday that she will play an angel on FOX’s Rent, the press release also informed readers of her upcoming appearances.
It read “Valentina is known for competing on the ninth season of Emmy winning “RuPaul’s Drag Race” and will return to “RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars”. Now, unless this was wishful thinking for the future (we’re pretty certain Valentina will appear on All Stars, at some point regardless), we think it’s safe to assume she’ll be back on screens by February, (though a date hasn’t been confirmed).
Valentina caused controversy on the show, both with her attitude (queens branded her fake and cold), and her lip-sync where she initially refused to take off her mask, because she didn’t know the words to Ariana’s Greedy.
We can’t wait to see what kind of drama she brings to All Stars! Also, Valentina knows how to turn a look! So it’ll be interesting to see where she places when she learns her lyrics…
Yes, even in 2018, and even with discriminatory tales like this going viral all the time, staff at gay venues are still struggling to deal with their own kind respectfully.
Jason, a 26-year-old trans man was booted out of Sailors (formerly Chariots in Shoreditch) for not having transitioned on the bottom half. “If you had tits and a dick, it’d be fine,” Jason was informed by a member of staff as he was asked to leave while chilling in the hot tub.
Clearly handled with the utmost delicacy. But also, said as if all gay men want is a cock. There are tops looking for fit blokes with tight asses and have no preoccupation with the D whatsoever.
Jason did have a GRC (Gender Recognition Certificate) confirming he was male, but was still asked to leave the venue. Jason claims he was “humiliated”, and that the sauna’s website had no information regarding trans patrons.
A spokesman for Sailor’s confirmed the incident but wasn’t sure if admitting a trans man who hadn’t fully transition violated their ‘male-only’ license agreement. The local government has since confirmed that allowing trans men who have not undergone genital surgery doesn’t violate the spa’s city permits.
But as the rules of gender-only venues get put under the microscope, the incident has opened up a further debate.
“How many of us can honestly and truthfully say we would not be uncomfortable with a transgender male who still had a vagina in a male only spa or bathhouse?” writes on user on Queerty’s comments.
“And you could pass by him like you would any other person who you found unattractive”, another commenter diplomatically responded.
“I totally wouldn’t be. I’m honest enough to say it. Bathhouses are where I go to see men; not women”, replied another.
While we rather like this response:
“Like it or not, the times are changing. They are ALWAYS changing. Not many decades ago, Blacks weren’t welcomed into white golf courses, gays weren’t welcome to teach in schools, and women weren’t welcome to vote in important matters.
The bathhouse is billed as being for men who like men… not for people with penises who like people with penises.”
And while the sauna is sold as a “male-only” sex fest, the increase of trans visibility means that venues need to upkeep with the times, especially as there are no trans-only venues. But when you consider the majority of the clientele that frequent saunas, we imagine there would be a backlash.
It’s important to keep in mind that trans men have the mindset of a man, and not a straight female. We can all vouch how difficult it is being gay, (even those with the easiest and most accepting upbringings has to face discrimination and living as a minority at some point). So we should be compassionate for trans people who have far rockier road than us.
As it is said: Trans rights should come before heterosexual (in this case homosexual) comfort.
The Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina became a Halloween staple for many this last week, and it helps that the lead male character is a cutie. Oh yeah, Harvey got a mod makeover.
Ross Lynch’s profile is set to sky-rocket as millions tuned into Netflix’s original series based off of the hit 90s cult Nickelodeon show. Which means we should probably have nudes soon, *smirk*. Especially as he’s a former Disney boy – and they all sextually rebel at some point.
Lynch is most known so far for his role in eerier My Friend Dahmer, where he played a serial killer. Okurrr, but when he gonna come murder dis bussy?
In a game of ‘Never Have I Ever’ with Cosmopolitan, Lynch revealed that he’d had sex in public, as well as on the tour bus. Him and his brother Rocky also both admitted to banging while the other was in the same room, as well as threesomes. Though they don’t reveal if it was with each other, or indeed from the image above.
Our weekly throwback posts revisit long-forgotten or overlooked celebrity homoeroticism and nudity. This week we’re ploughing into British series Spartacus that aired back in 2010 on the Starz network.
James Wells played Totus in the second and third seasons of the show, and as a former stunt coordinator with qualifications as a personal trainer, the high-intensity role was a great fit. Especially as he’d barely be wearing – if at all – for the entirety of the shows filming.